I may take you up on that... if I don't go clear across to the Atlantic Ocean, LOL. I've been doing a lot of soul-searching lately, so I haven't fully committed yet to any one location. Hell, I even thought about ditching everything and buying a boat to live aboard up there in the Pacific Northwest, but it turns out the marinas now run background checks... my fake felony may bar me from staying, even though I'm willing to pay cash up front for a year's worth of slip fees every time, LOL. Slip fees are cheaper up there, you understand, even as a liveaboard I'd be paying less than $300 per month (not including boat insurance, which is probably also mandatory). Meh, P!$$ ON IT, I've already done the Pacific Northwest thing anyway, and it rains half the year or more on the coast. Call it sour grapes, LOL, I don't give a f#%, I can buy a 38' Morgan sloop in TX for $10K, toss a few more grand into it, and set sail for adventure... maybe a short-lived life of piracy, AYE??? I won't rob folks for their money, just their rum and BBQ material, maybe their heller chronic & daughters too, LOL. Beautiful daughters, not the fat ugly ones, unless I happen to need a sea anchor or a good supply of salt pork...
Been checking the listings in OK and NC, and there are some homes I can buy for a decent price in either state. Property taxes tend to be a bit higher in NC, unless you're in the country, whereas OK has some pretty good deals on property & taxes. I saw one cool place (newer mobile home) situated in a beautiful stand of pine trees, didn't look much different from my present home, except there were more pines and they were a wee bit shorter, LOL. Beautiful property though, and not far from town either... that's important, ya gotta be able to resupply with minimal hassle, 10-4? Ideally, one buys a home right on the outskirts of town, with rural water and sometimes even sewer available, though I'm okay with septic as long as the system is good to go. Wells are okay, though they require pumps, filters, etc., and I'm not terribly concerned with the quality of rural water, since it'd be more for bathing and doing dishes, laundry, yard work, and whatnot. I can always buy drinking water if necessary, five gallons at a time, and use the rural water for everything else. Ya never know, the rural water might be good enough to drink... probably beat that chunky Coronado tap water hands down, LOL.
But I DO appreciate the offer, CJ, and I may very well wind up in OK with our homes less than an hour apart... I've been looking at homes above and below I-40, you understand. If I go the OK route, I know I'm gonna buy a place near to one or more of those lakes, no point in NOT having some recreation on the side. I can live without the ocean, I've already determined that, but then again, some of those Inner Banks properties in NC aren't bad deals, the big question is whether the local economy is strong enough to offer employment opportunities for a guy in my situation: growing older, fake felony on my record, etc. That's important, because this area of AZ only has so much going on, much of it seasonal and the rest run by Mormons, and even that bull$h!t is seasonal, LOL. Meh, live and learn, I still had a good time here in the White Mountains, despite the knee injury, death of Jingle Belle, lack of employment, etc., and I'll keep the good memories as I move on and try my luck elsewhere. I've already made up my mind to sell, and I'm locked into a contract anyway with the scumbag realtor. Soon enough, I'll scrape that p.o.s. outta my life like dog$h!t off my friggin' boot, and good riddance.
Y'all catch the Kentucky Derby yesterday??? That was a pretty good race, with the two horses up front setting a furious pace in all that mud and slop. Better to be out front, I reckon, otherwise ya gets splattered with mud, LOL. For a moment there, it looked as if the horses in second and third might overtake "Justify"---but that jockey aboard "Justify" was an old hand (Mike Smith, I think), and he has run a $h!tload of races in his time. Sure did a good job keeping "Justify" in front, might have been a different story without all that slop on the track. I sure love watching the horses run, me dear departed mum & I used to watch all the Triple Crown races together... we'd pick horses beforehand, not for wagering purposes but just to see which horse won, LOL. Sometimes they both lagged, but there were other times when both were among the top three finishers. Always a good time, watching the Triple Crown races, I don't watch all the hoopla beforehand, I usually cut in as the horses are being walked out to the track and put in the starting gates. Me mum, she enjoyed watching all the events leading up to the big race... which was fine, considering her age.
GOTTA GO, JUST HAD A CALL FROM THE SCUMBAG REALTOR AND SOME PARTY IS COMING TO TOUR THE HOUSE MANANA... THAT'S NOT WHY I GOTTA GO, I JUST GOTTA TAKE A PHAT P!$$, LOL.
CHEERS, YOUSE KNUCKLEHAIDS!!! ER, I MEAN YOUSE MONKEYBIKING HEE-ROES & CRUSTY MINI DEMONS O' DIRT!!!