BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Youse knucklehaids are HILARIOUS!!! Guess what? I went shopping at our local WallyWorld and scored TP, PT, Kleenex knockoffs & dinner napkins (not the feminine kind, not for this kid anyway, LOL). Bagged a $h!tload of beer, vino & and a handle of rum (since I already have plenty of Cuervo Blue Agave Tequila), along with $200 worth of other cr@p. Had to go to Safeway to find boneless chicken for my spicy-hot homemade chicken burrito mix tonight, as well as Angus burgers for later this weekend. Guess there's a run on yardbird every day at friggin' WallyWorld, LOL.
Moi, I'd be going for the Value Packs o' STEAK, yeah? RacerX, your CLASSIC "Breaking News" post fits right in here as moronic lemmings make like Chicken Little and empty the shelves, 10-4? Some citizens really ARE dumber than dog$h!t. There was even a gal monitoring the TP aisle, making sure folks only took one package... she laughed when I told her WallyWorld should've given her a machinegun, LOL. I guess the other products are monitored at the checkout stands, with cashiers loudly backhanding & b!tch-slapping fools who try to buy more than one of each targeted product.
AS POUR MOI, TONIGHT I PAR-TAY AND EAT BAD BOY BURRITOS... I'M ALREADY DRINKING ICE-COLD SOL BEERS WITH LIME WEDGES, I ALWAYS LIKED THIS MEXICAN NUMBER DUE TO ITS LIGHT CRISP TASTE.
GOLDURNED DEE-LICIOUS!!! AND IN KEEPING WITH THE MEXICAN GRINDS SCENE, LOL... THAT $H!T WON'T SUCK EITHER, DON'TCHA KNOW???
Shots of bad boy burritos to come later... or not, depending upon how drunk I get when I graduate to hard liquor, LOL. BTW, that cat tail is just part of the temporary clusterf#% on one kitchen counter, later I'll chop that tail with a Chinese cleaver and toss it into the burrito mix, AYE???
If I'm feeling Chinese, I'll toss the entire cat into the pot, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Wait, before I go I should post a pic of the actual toilet paper & other paper goods found on the WallyWorld shelf today...
CHEERS, YOUSE MONKEYBIKING HEE-ROES & CRUSTY DEMONS O' DIRT!!!