This could be me. Well except the 3 part. 3....pffft.
There used to be what they now call a 'meme', this was long before computers, it listed the many reasons Motocycle are better than women because......
I only recall a very few .
There's an Arco on Rose in Brea that has regular for $5.21. Even cheaper than Costco at $5.25. For So Cal, that's about as good as it gets right now. That works out to about 50 cents per mile in my Van, but only 3 cents per mile on the Monkey.