Well, Boyz, I retired early but I can't sleep, so I'm having a beer with Wingnut, and we decided to resurrect this thread from the dead... WTF, I have a FrankenBike, so the whole resurrection thing works for me, LOL. Now, I'm thinking I need this sort of modification on my little offroad thrasher, to gain clear advantages which I shall elucidate in my usual manner.
1) ENCLOSED COCKPIT: no more chowing down on trail dust or picking boulders the size of Rhode Island outta my teeth.
2) KICK@$$ STEREO IN ENCLOSED COCKPIT: think Pink Floyd & The Mighty Zep cranked LOUD while jamming down trails.
3) POLAR A/C IN ENCLOSED COCKPIT: comfortable year-round riding in the mountains and desert, WOOHOO!!!
4) GIMBALLED & GYRO-BALANCED CUP HOLDER IN ENCLOSED COCKPIT: no more beer spillage while riding.
5) GYRO-BALANCED MONKEYBIKE: no need to throw leg out like a Vegas Hooker while making turns at speed in the dirt.
6) GYRO-BALANCED MONKEYBIKE: ability to work throttle and steer with my feet, the same way I do when sailing.
7) GYRO-BALANCED MONKEYBIKE: no more road rash... er, I mean dirt rash... CLEAR OBAMACARE WINNER!!! [No $5000 deductible!!!]
8) FULL WET BAR IN ENCLOSED GYRO-BALANCED MONKEYBIKE COCKPIT: eliminates the need for pesky liquor store runs.
9) REVOLVING CIRCULAR WATERBED COMPLETE WITH DISCO LIGHTS AND BUNGEE CORDS IN ENCLOSED GYRO-BALANCED MONKEYBIKE COCKPIT: might need superior suspension elements on this one, LOL.
Okay, the last two "advantages" were suggested by Wingnut, that crazy fool... I try my best to keep the varmint in hand, but it's a losing battle. "I'm tellin' ya, Boyz, he's gonna drive me to drinkin'... if he keeps on drivin' that... hot... rod... er... GYRO-BALANCED FREAKIN' MONKEYBIKE!!!" LOL. Damn. Alright, I guess that's it for the moment, I hafta slash and Wingnut is firing up my bike for a midnight alley ride, that goldurned varmint... I told him not to pull those midnight alley runs, the thrasher being a green sticker dirt bike and all. Little Wing will wind up spending the night in the drunk tank, and I'll hafta shell out to reclaim the thrasher from the impound lot. Maybe that dude who designed the gyro-balanced bike can add some stealth technology, AYE???