Joke of the day!

OLD CT

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I had a dream last night I was eating sponge cake... I woke up and half my mattress was GONE! The only way I remembered the dream is because my mattress is made out of memory foam !!!! :21:
 
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OLD CT

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A guy in a vette got pulled over doing 100 mph, the state trooper said his shift ends in a half hour, if you can give me a good reason that I have never heard before I will let you go.

The guy in the vette said his wife ran off with a state trooper yesterday and I thought you were bringing her back! The trooper said ''have a nice day''! :drum:
 
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