The Three Amigos... Sage, Dixie & Wingnut!!!

Well, the cats & I took another trip down Memory Lane today... I've been boxin' up stuff to take with me when I relocate, and some of these items have a whole heap o' history behind 'em. I also found some old letters written by my mom back when she was going through some grief... my dad abandoned us overseas and took whatever money he had with him, so we went through a bad time, which I got to relive all over again today as I read the letters. Over the course of a year, we literally starved, all of us losing heller weight in that ordeal. It's one thing to lose 30+ lbs. as an adult, especially if you weigh around 200 lbs., but to lose 30+ lbs. when you're a kid and you only weigh 80 or 90 lbs., tops??? Not so good. My dad may have been a good submarine commander, but as a father he wound up making some bad choices, and the rest of us went through heller grief as a result. He's dead now, same as my mom, so I'm over it, yeah?

On a more positive note, I also found some classic old photos which I will have to share with my best friend Tommy. One shot shows me as a 6-or-7-year-old, standing on the afterdeck of a Finnish steamer with a cool kid I met during a voyage which lasted several hours... turned out that kid was born on the very same day I was, in the very same year. His name was Harry, which I imagine was short for Harold rather than Henry; Harold is a fairly common name in Scandinavia. That kid and I had a blast roaming the decks of that steamer, exploring the ship together... my parents were still together then, and I reckon they figured we were safe enough, just as Harry's parents figured we were safe, since we had both voyaged aboard ships before. Hell, that kid and I poked our noses into just about every compartment aboard that steamer, checking out stuff as kids will do. Seeing that photo, I was immediately transported back through time to that merry voyage.

Then there's a shot of me riding my old Zephyr Rocker board at Movin' On Skatepark, wearing all the goofy safety gear required back in that era. It's a classic shot, it must have been taken during an early session there... that old Zephyr Rocker wasn't exactly the best board for riding that particular park, the later boards I rode there were far superior, being wider and all. But the old Zephyr stick was a classic, with what look like Bennett Trucks & Road Rider 4s, LOL. Hard to believe, but those Road Rider 4s were once state-of-the-art, and so were those Bennett Trucks, go figure. Tracker & Gullwing hadn't broken out their primo wider trucks yet, you understand. The whole skate scene was just ramping up when this photo was taken, and that Zephyr Rocker wasn't very wide. Fat 10" poolriding boards hadn't been developed yet... evolutionary progression would lead to badass poolriding sticks, fat boards with wide trucks and heller wheels that could handle all kinds of vertical terrain. Those were the glory days of skating, and I was fortunate to experience them.

A third shot shows me as a high school senior, wearing a suit and tie, go figure. I guess it's my yearbook photo, only this one is in its own small cover or folder or whatever. Not a bad shot, though my nose is sunburned and my hair was certainly longer then... I keep it pretty short now, and have ever since I served in the Infantry. Kind of a low-maintenance thing, as opposed to a style concept, LOL. Before I began cutting my own hair to save money, I used to joke with my friends about getting drunk and falling under a riding mower as a means of getting my hair cut, 10-4??? And that whole self-administered haircut scene wasn't easy to perfect, I botched several cuts before I figured out how to do it right. A hand can save heller money by cutting his own hair, and I highly recommend this procedure to families with kids, as those folks can save heaps by buying a set of clippers and attachments. Learning how to cut hair isn't rocket science, just use the tapered attachments at a certain level, and use the flat 1/8" attachment for everything below that level. Done. LOL.

The last shot I found shows me fresh out of boot camp (Basic & AIT), standing outside my house here in Coronado with a friend, the two of us on either side of my recently-purchased '72 Oldsmobile Ninety-Eight. The photo was taken in '82, but I got a good deal on the Olds, or so I thought at the time, LOL. I think I paid $1200 for that rig, which was in immaculate condition and sported a Rocket 455 motor. Had a lot of good times in that car, including the trip down from Fort Lewis, WA, with that same friend in the photo. F___r still owes me $200, but that's a side issue, LOL, and I'm willing to write off the debt, as I wrote it off long ago. Better to remember the two of us taking an impromptu swim in Shasta Lake on the drive down to Dago, the weather glorious in early June and the two of us totally rigged for adventure, not to mention partying. In those days, the lake was full, not depleted as it is now due to drought and bad management. The Olds was nice too, gold exterior with a black top and black interior, radio and A/C blasting... a full-on pimpmobile before the term was even coined, LOL.

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Boy, I sure miss Little Wing, I hope he's doing alright... with luck, he got adopted already and he's out of the slammer. I'm still gonna check on him before I leave CA, if he's still in the shelter I'll adopt him on my way out. Won't be easy, transporting the cats across country, but they'll survive, and that's all that matters. Today, I've been toying with the notion of moving to the Carolinas, clear to within a few miles of the beach on that side... I saw a pretty cool place on the Eastern Shore, across from the Outer Banks, and it was only $37K. Needed a bit of work, nothing I couldn't handle myself, and it had three bedrooms. Brick house, not manufactured, though I wouldn't mind living in a mobile with covered porches and decks. Some listings had land around 'em, enough to build a track, but today I've been thinking of sailing in Pamlico Sound and off the Outer Banks. I also read that one can still drive on certain beaches over there, which means I could haul my monkeybike to the beach and ride for miles, LOL. This is something I have to think about further, this whole notion of buying a place on the Eastern Shore... I'd be trading one ocean for another, yet I could still afford to buy a house there.

I like the Carolinas too, there's some really pretty country there, and the sailing would be excellent, especially since I can cartop "The Fish" just about anywhere prior to launching. Sailing is and always will be my first love, and I still have my boat... I gotta think about this whole relocation deal a bit longer. This place I liked, it lies within short striking distance of Nags Head, and Myrtle Beach isn't that far away either. Virginia Beach too, for that matter. Everything in between is killer, as far as scenery goes, so I have to rethink my whole relocation plan. I could easily spend the rest of my recreational life exploring Pamlico Sound and the Outer Banks, and there's good fishing to be had there. I might find a good blend of country living and seaside activity in "The Tarheel"---the trick is to buy outside the hotspots for tourism and oceanfront living, no need to be crammed like a sardine into some freakin' Outer Banks trailer park where I'm paying lot rent. Better to live a few miles down the Eastern Shore, on property that's free and clear in my name. Anyway, that's how I spent the past few hours, checking listings in the Carolinas. I'm gonna sleep on this whole notion... I may still wind up in northern AR or southern MO, but this Carolina concept bears further investigation.
 
Went down and snuck a peek at Wingnut, who is still locked up in the shelter. Poor little dude, he looked lonely in his cell, or glass room, or whatever. I wish I were leaving tomorrow, I'd get him outta there and take him with me... something I still may do when the time comes, if he hasn't been adopted yet. According to a woman down there, Little Wing was picked up because he bit somebody, or bit some other animal... probably just playing around, but that's what landed him in the slammer. Oh, well, at least I know where he is, and with luck I'll save him yet, no point in bailing him out now, as he'll just go back to whichever house it was and cause more trouble. Poor Little Wing, he's doing hard time, breaking rocks in the hot sun... Public Enemy #1, the Wingster. In a way, I hope nobody adopts him, that way I can take him with me when I leave this burg for good.
 
This house has been so quiet with Wingnut gone, I couldn't sleep, go figure... so I decided to come out here to the kitchen, mix a wine cooler and read the C/L Rants & Raves from various parts of the country. The funniest posts were in NYC, with titles such as the following:

THE POPE IS A WAR CRIMINAL... SHOULD BE IN PRISON!!!

CAN JAPAN PLEASE INVADE KOREA AGAIN???

NASTY SMOKERS IN MY FACE!!!

FAREBEATING DOUCHEBAGS COST US MONEY!!!

RESUME FOR A DISHWASHER'S JOB??? WTF?!?

LAND OF CANCER AND HEROIN DEATHS (Wrong Island)

STOP IT!!! JUST STOP IT!!!

That last post stated that humans were nothing more than a cosmic virus with verbal skills... LOL. Damn, this is one messed-up species, and I haven't even mentioned all the political and race-baiting posts, otherwise I'd be here all night. I must say those posts were hilarious... maybe one has to read 'em while under the influence. I'm not exactly what one would call a deeply religious man, but I'm still trying to wrap my head around the whole "POPE IS A WAR CRIMINAL" concept, LOL. I guess I haven't smoked enough crack in my life. Damn. Ah, well, those posts were certainly entertaining... think I'll mix another drink and read a few more, even if doing so is a sad reflection upon my social life, LOL. Alright, youse monkeybiking heroes, I'm off to that separate reality known as C/L Rants & Raves... got nothing better to do on a Saturday night, 10-4??? :red70:
 
Gridlock Nightmare!!!

I've been cooped up in this house for awhile, taking care of business and perhaps feeling a bit sad about losing my mom and Wingnut as well... so I decided to go bag a carne asada burrito and take it to the beach, where I could mack said burrito on my favorite bench, right? My friend Tommy describes this procedure as "calling a cab"---the cab being a carne asada burrito, LOL. Well, I jumped in the p.o.s. Camry and drove down to pick up my order, which I had called in 10 minutes before, and I lucked out with the parking, some dude was just pulling away from the very best pickup spot. So far, so good. Place was packed, so I waited in line, and my order was ready when I hit the counter, so I paid the gal, jumped back in the car, and headed to the beach. HOLY COW!!! There wasn't a SINGLE PARKING SPACE available for blocks on end, the beach is PACKED worse than it is at the height of summer!!! Granted, the weather is pretty nice, mid-80s and dry with very light Santa Ana winds, and it's a holiday to boot, but I couldn't believe the crowd down there... it was just ridiculous. I wound up driving back to my house to eat my burrito, which was good, but that parking scene at the beach was unbelievable. :43:
 
Weird to watch the news earlier and see all those wrecks in the snow & ice back east, when inland areas here are setting heat records in the low 90s... in February, no less. Boy, this climate change really is bizarre, but I might as well enjoy this dry heat while I'm still here, I'll be leaving this state soon enough and the only thing I'll miss (besides family) will be the weather. I damned sure won't miss the freakin' crowds I saw today. Seeing those wrecks on TV made me wonder how I ever made it through all that snow & ice so many times without meeting disaster, LOL. I DID have a few close calls, sliding on ice and eventually recovering, but thankfully I never wrecked the truck or killed anyone. People today just drive too damned fast for conditions. This must be part of growing old, this unfulfilled wish for everything and everyone to just slow down, 10-4? Another reason why I only ride my monkeybike in the dirt... probably wouldn't last five minutes on the road, with all these fooliots driving every which way at 100 miles per hour (no signals). Get greased like a bug on a bumper, riding that little monkeybike, LOL. Damn. Ah, well, back to my book, I'm just taking it easy tonight, still sad about losing me beloved mum and Wingnut... poor Little Wing is still locked up, I reckon. With any luck, I can rescue him just before I bail, but my luck hasn't been so good lately. F#% it, tomorrow's another day, all I can do right now is take one day at a time. Y'all be good, and treat your pets & loved ones well... because ya never know when they'll be taken from ya.
 
Wingnut To Be Paroled!!!

Good news, Boyz!!! Little Wing will be paroled here shortly, to dwell inside this house until I bail out of this burg, taking all three cats with me. As you know, some jackhole turned in "The Wingster" for allegedly "attacking" a pet, and I didn't feel like dealing yet again with the lying greaseball cops here in town, so I relinquished Little Wing. He has been locked up down at the shelter for about a month, and I've really missed him. Nobody has applied for ownership, and I don't like the thought of him eventually being put down, or the thought of losing the last living link to me dear departed mum, all on account of some wankin' scumbag down the block. So I'm gonna bail Wing out tomorrow and simply keep him in the house till we leave for the Carolinas. I'll get one of those little halters for Wing and put him on the leash a couple times a day, so we can cruise around the yards and out on the sidewalk. Won't be easy, but it can be done, and it should only be for another month, maybe six weeks.

Once we've relocated, Wing can run free again, over there in Beaufort or Pamlico County, NC. I've been talking to a realtor over there while checking the listings, and there are several nice 3-bedroom homes available for around $50K, homes in decent shape with large lots around them. All my research has led me to that area: mild winters, low taxes, enough economic activity for me to find work, etc. There's a log truck outfit right nearby, so that's the first place I'll visit once I get situated. No worries: as long as I'm free & clear at the outset, with a fair cash reserve in the bank, I reckon I can find work in due time. I also plan on renting two rooms to mellow older folks, retirees on fixed incomes or whatever. No tweakers or crackerheads, they are VERBOTEN, LOL. Cat lovers only, and f#% the rest.

The move itself won't be too bad, I plan to hammer it out in 2-3 days, with a long break in the middle somewhere if necessary (for the cats). I once drove from Spartanburg, SC, to San Diego in something like 38 hours in a big truck, with a short nap taken in Pecos, TX. Granted, the truck went 90 m.p.h., LOL, but the principle is the same: stop only for fuel, p!$$ing in a jug the whole way. The cats won't like the trip, but they'll survive it, and they'll have a nice big 2-story house waiting for them at the other end. Instead of a tow dolly behind the rental truck, I think I'll rent a flat trailer, so I can secure the Camry on it level, and use the car to house the cats in transit. Boat & monkeybike can go aboard the truck, along with the furniture, appliances, and boxed gear. My friend Tommy will help me load the truck the day before I depart, shouldn't take that long because everything I'm loading will be ready to go, the house otherwise clear.

I have a master plan, you see, whaddya think I've been doing all this time? LOL. The more I think of that particular area of NC, the more I like the idea of moving to it. There's an enclave there with my name all over it, I've been checking the demographic charts, LOL. This one house I like is not only move-in ready, the boat ramp is practically within spitting distance. Awesome sailing on Pamlico River and Pamlico Sound, plus a ferry over in Swanquarter that runs to Ocracoke Island. Cartop the boat and use the ferry, or access the Outer Banks from north or south by driving, boat atop the car and monkeybike in the back seat, LOL. I read that one can still ride on certain beaches on the Outer Banks, and that's EXACTLY what I plan on doing, riding for miles on the hardpack down by the water's edge. There's a lot to do in that area, which is one more reason I've decided to relocate there.

If I had more money coming, I'd probably try for the Outer Banks themselves, but property is heller expensive out there, and I intend to be free & clear from the start, no lot rent, HOA fees, or any of that bull$h!t to weigh me down. This area I like is a good compromise, not too far away, with reasonable home prices and beautiful country between towns and villages. Walmart SuperCenters a short distance away in three directions (I looked 'em up, LOL), which means other stores and services will be available (Home Depot, gas stations, all the things I'll need over time). Like living in the country, except I'll be on public water & sewer systems... wells run dry, and septic tanks can be expensive to replace. As y'all know, I'm a cheap b@stard, and I don't plan on spending a dime more than necessary after I relocate. Property taxes $200 or less, pffffffft... and no heller heating bills for the winter. SOLD!!! Bring on the Obamanomic McMansion!!! LOL.

The town I like has something like 1.6% Mexican population in it, which beats 90% hands down, LOL. The roads are gonna be too safe, I'll have to get all liquored up to make 'em dangerous again, 10-4??? Maybe ask other white drivers to rudely cut across in front of me, six inches off my bumper... "Er, no signals, please!!!" LOL. Damn, I sure won't miss the buster-@$$ traffic out here in Mexico... uh, I mean San Diego. I'll have to buy one of those CDs with heller traffic noise on it, and crank it as I tool down those country roads, LOL. Like my friend who lives up in the mountains here, he always turns to the traffic sig alerts on the radio as he makes his morning coffee, just to get a good laugh at 'em... the crazy fool, LOL. Funnier than $h!t though, and it all makes perfect sense when I'm up there on a visit. Ah, well, time to quit rambling and post this, before it becomes the Great American Novel.

WINGNUT'S ON HIS WAY HOME, BOYZ!!! LIFE JUST ISN'T THE SAME WITHOUT HIM, THE BLASTED VARMINT!!! :43: :13: :43:
 
Okay, not so fast... Little Wing is still cooling his heels in the slammer, but he's doing alright, according to the civilian gal administrator, 10-4? I decided to leave him where he is for a bit, since we have this estate/yard sale on the horizon, and his presence here might be problematic. No worries, the gal who runs the shelter knows my situation, and she knows I wanna take Wingnut with me when I ultimately bail outta this ethnic-cockroach-infested dump. If someone applies for ownership of Little Wing, I'll haul @$$ down there and bail him out, but for now he has to take his lumps, since he went and f#%d up, yeah? That reminds me, I talked to the idiot who turned him in, and that idiot claimed that Wingnut "attacked" without provocation... friggin' drama queen, I guess shooing the cat away would have been too difficult. Meh, Wing can cool his heels a bit longer, don't need any bull$h!t claims or lying greaseball cops and scrub Darwin Failure D.A. back in my life. Been there, done that... Wing will have to wait a bit longer. The way the idiot complainer talked, you'd think Little Wing was a ferocious tom mountain lion, not just a house cat with a Bengal streak, LOL.
 

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I reckon it's safe to say that there's more than one definition of "pussy".:19:

Stop by the local custom sign shop, near your new digs, for a DHS-compliant "Warning - attack guard cat" door placard...and deprive the "criminal justice" (actually, more truth than poultry...if you think about it) system of a few kilobucks.
 
Okay, Change #547... looks like I'll be heading to Missouri after all, rather than NC. I like that area of NC I was checking, but the prospects for work seem slim. Being up by the lakes in central MO, I know I can find something, and I'll be free and clear at the outset. Nice homes in one area, I can buy a 3BR in good shape for the low-to-mid 30s, and I'm literally minutes from Truman Lake. Bodes well for the cats too, only two days on the road, LOL. I am NOT looking forward to that trip, but I don't intend to abandon my cats through relinquishment... ain't gonna happen if I can prevent it. Little Wing, he's still breaking rocks in the hot sun, but I'm about to call the gal in charge and give her an update on my situation, as far as the house sale goes. Last time I spoke to her, she said Little Wing had settled down and was doing okay, but I know "The Wingster" would rather run free. And in due time he will, just not right this moment. Poor Little Wingers, he's not such a bad cat, and he certainly doesn't deserve to DIE just because some idiot filed an overblown report on him... "I'VE NEVER BEEN SO SCARED OF A CAT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!" No $h!t, that's what the idiot told me, I guess shooing the cat away would've been too easy, PFFFFFFFFFT. :43:
 

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That's one central paradox with real estate...where it's affordable, `tain't so easy making a living...which is why it's affordable in the first place:102: FWIW, that area captured a top 5 spot on the 2016 list of places where the middle class is vanishing quickest...following industry & its attendant employment opportunities. Looks like you discovered that little factoid via your own, empirical, research. Crisis averted? Welcome to life in these here Corporate States of America...where billionaires cost a lot to feed & maintain:14:
 
Yeah, crisis averted... too bad, because that area has a lot going for it otherwise. My greatest concern is moving into an area, then not being able to find work. I feel my chances are better where I'm headed, plus my brother and his family are an hour or so away. The lake's nice too, with three other lakes nearby; that's important, having recreational opportunities close to home. The town I've chosen is a county seat, which means everything I need is right there: gubmint buildings like the courthouse (deeds & records), DMV, Walmart SuperCenter, and other stores & services. The homes are reasonable too, I think I can be quite happy in one of the houses I'm checking out, with a big ol' yard front & back for the kittehs... those little varmints. I'm hoping I can spring Wingnut outta jail before I leave, and take him with me when I go. I'm talking to a realtor in Missouri, and I'm gonna set things up so I can move in quickly, 10-4? The trip will be tough with three cats, but it can be done, and I have a friend about halfway across, so I may take a break with him and his family en route, somehow securing the cats in a room or garage or whatever. I want this to be the last move I ever make, as far as relocation goes, which is why I've spent two months doing meticulous research. I mean meticulous too, right down to demographic charts and census figures. Hey, my new county is 97% white, LOL... that'll make for a refreshing change, believe me. No more living in Mexico for this hand, AYE??? Well, back to "RED DAWN" and an Angry Orchard Crisp Apple Cider, I noticed that Academy Award winner in the listings... I always liked that blue Chevy, LOL. :red70:
 

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Okay, Change #547... looks like I'll be heading to Missouri after all, rather than NC.I can buy a 3BR in good shape for the low-to-mid 30s, and I'm literally minutes from Truman Lake.

It must be funny to see a 60 thousand dollar Mercedes Benz in the driveways!
Or are they old dirt roads leading up to the hookups! :41:
 
Damn, OLD CT, you missed your calling, you should've been a comedian, LOL. Haven't you seen the p.o.s. Camry I drive? I wish I had a $60K Mercedes, I could sell that overpriced piece o' German junk and buy a new truck, 10-4??? LOL. Meh, those Mercedes rigs aren't that bad if you have the money, Lord knows I rode in enough of them back in the day, this town being what it is... one hand I used to party with in high school, his pop was WAY up there in one of the tire companies, Goodyear or Goodrich, I can't remember which, and THAT dude had a primo '56 (?) Mercedes, totally restored and looking killer. It was one of those two-toned numbers, with a rounded top in back? Anyway, that was one heckuva car, not in terms of performance but more in terms of STYLE, AYE? Only a complete fool couldn't pick up women in that rig, and yes, it's sad to say that there are shallow women here in this burg, no deep philosophical thinkers, 10-4??? LOL.

One time, this gal let me borrow her cheesy diesel Mercedes to run to the liquor store, I think it was one of the 200+ series? Maybe a 220??? Wasn't even that sweet of a ride, but it was a Mercedes... as I was tooling down Orange Avenue, next thing I know some carload of young gals was tailing me, honking their horn and yelling, LOL. This was back when I still had my youthful charm, 10??? I miss those days, LOL. Anyway, there are some pretty shallow women here, they'll bust out a micrometer to measure the thickness of your billfold. People crack up when I tell 'em that women have been laughing at me for YEARS, due to the size of my... um... er... WALLET, LOL. I always reach into my pocket as I say this, fishing around at depth for the item in question. That's the clown side of me acting out, putting on a show for some knuckleheads who are half-lit. I never did get why people judge you by the kind of car you drive... Jerry Reed had it right in his classic, "LORD, MR. FORD!!!" Good ol' Jerry, he sure was a hand, a real truck driver. :41:

BTW, this is a stick home I'm buying, not manufactured, though I don't have anything against mobiles, especially if they're beefed up with decks and covered porches, Old West style. Also if they're in good settings, like the two trailers on that 10-acre property down in Melbourne, AR. I still like that place, but I gotta consider all the other factors. The inbred redneck hillbilly clan mentality, THAT I can live with, LOL, it's the job market that scares me, "10-DASH-FO'???" :43: And if that slimy Billary scumbag gets into the Oval Office, it'll be even scarier, I reckon. But going back to the whole trailer issue, I have nothing against them, the mobiles just have to be on their own land, no lot rent or any of that b.s. Same with houses, no HOA fees, POA fees, none of that nonsense. I intend to be free & clear from the outset, as I should be in light of this ongoing recession, which may nose-dive yet again courtesy of these scumbag politicians. Worst-case scenario, I won't have to rob as many establishments to make ends meet, LOL. Damn, that's almost comical... I'm gonna remain positive here, 10??? :30:
 
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A friend stopped by for a bit while I was watching "PREDATOR"---we just about split our sides laughing at the comical lines in that flick. Jesse Ventura is hilarious, that knucklehead. Actually, it's still on, I'm watching it now, but my friend departed. I believe "DAWN OF THE DEAD" is on next, the remake, not the cheesy original. I reckon I'll watch it too... I've seen all these movies before, but I'm just relaxing after two months of intensive research, easier in my mind now that I've made a decision. Gonna make a couple of big ol' cheeseburgers later, after I have another hard cider or two, LOL. The flicks are on AMC, can't be bothered to see what else is on, I'm just going with the lineup. ADIOS!!! :red70:

P.S. My friend caught the last part of "RED DAWN" too, so the laughter began earlier... that movie is a CULT CLASSIC OF CHEESE, LOL.
 
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Somehow this talk reminds me of a hand I used to know, a real card and funny guy who should've been a comedian himself. Whenever I mentioned "DELIVERANCE REDNECKS" to this guy, as I often did, he would strike a classic redneck pose and holler:

"LOOKIN' PRETTY GOOD IN THEM JEANS, BOY!!!!!!" :43:

Dude was hilarious, Lord knows where he is now, probably dead or in prison, LOL.
 
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Uh-oh, I must have been slightly inebriated yesterday, LOL. Damn, I sure miss Wingnut, I'm debating whether I should just go yank him outta the shelter, and to heck with everything else. I can see the headline of the local rag tomorrow, front page above the fold:

"MAN BOOKED ON FELONY CAT OWNERSHIP CHARGES!!!" :43:

Pffffffffft. In a perfect world, all corrupt scrub Darwin Failure D.A.s would be shot on sight, or hung with piano wire. Same for lying greaseball cops and crooked robed sodomite judges, the dirty swine. Flash to Mr. Rogers: "CAN YOU SAY... ZAHAU MURDER???" :30: Damn, the corruption here in Dago is unbelievable.
 
Sure enough, I called to see about getting Wingnut out of jail, and his "bar tab" is now $250, go figure... any other citizen can adopt him for $50 (think Omar Suarez in "SCARFACE"---"FIFTY BUCKS!!!"), but MY cost is $250. Damn, I feel Wingnut slipping away, boyz, I should've just bailed him out for $25 the morning after the "attack"---maybe you hands here in San Diego can bail him out, he's one heckuva ratcatcher, best I've ever seen, and he's in magnificent shape, a real "barn cat" if ever there was one. Meh, perhaps I'll try the whole jailbreak thing as seen in "FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE"---blow a goddam hole the size of a duck pond in the outer wall, then grab Wing on my way out of town, LOL. Jeez, I guess it wasn't enough for me to face three rounds of bogus charges, courtesy of these lying greaseball cops and scrub queer D.A., they had to find another shill to file a bull$h!t report and jail my freakin' cat. Poor Little Wing, he's breaking rocks in the hot sun... by the time he's freed, he'll look like Arnold Schwarzenegger back in the steroidal day, LOL. Picture me at the entrance to the breached wall of the shelter, hollering at Wingnut:

"Whatcha got in there, buddy, a dead cat?"

"F#% YOU, @$$HOLE!!!"

LOL. Ah, Wing, who could've foreseen such a ridiculous sequence of events? Who could've possibly foreseen it? Hang in there, Little Wing, maybe I can find some hand to rescue you yet (for $50) as I make my way out of town. Get Dirk or Tommy to do it, and hand off Wingnut like a football as I pull the drive-by cat rescue operation, 10-4??? :red70: :43: :red70: :13: :red70:
 
My best friend Tommy told me to quit dwelling on Wingnut, and he's right, I have more important things to consider with my upcoming relocation, but I still don't like the way that scene unfolded. Bad enough to be grieving over the loss of me beloved mum, but to then lose Wingnut over some bull$h!t report, well, that really rained on my parade. Perhaps the best cat I've ever rescued, and a phenomenal ratcatcher, yet he has been locked up in that hole for over a month, thanks to some meddling p.o.s. :47: Probably some shill for these lying C.P.D. scum, looking to set up another round of false charges, aided & abetted by the nasty criminal Epic Strap-On Darwin Failure D.A. Boy, I won't miss any of those corrupt scumbags when I relocate... real pieces of work, the very same trash behind the Zahau murder cover-up. That's the number where the gal was found swinging from a noose behind a mansion down on Ocean Boulevard here in my home town, HER HANDS BOUND BEHIND HER BACK, and these greaseballs called it a suicide. "YEAH, RIGHT." Amazing what an illegal "campaign contribution" can do when a criminal multimillionaire scumbucket needs a "Get Out Of Jail Free" Card, AYE??? Unbelievable, these criminal trash. One fine day, their corruption will be revealed... WTF, I shotgunned every detail to countless people, including "The Donald" (on the off chance that he gets in and actually DOES something about this vile and evil corruption). Meh, I'm not holding my breath, I'm just looking forward to bailing from this f#%d-up state, had enough of lying greaseball cops and corrupt stinking scrub queer D.A.s., let alone that turkey-necked Brown scumbucket and his disgusting cronies.

End of rant. I'm off to mess with my bike. ADIOS, CRUSTY MINI DEMONS O' DIRT & MONKEYBIKING HEROES!!!

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Wingnut Still Behind Bars...

One of my better neighbors told me that Wingnut's profile is up at pawsofcoronado.org , so I checked it out. At least they are trying to rehome Little Wing, even though he's still stuck in that little cell. WTF, his mug shot looks a whole lot better than mine did when I was falsely charged and jailed, my bail jacked to half a million dollars to ensure my false imprisonment. All part of that ridiculous scam known as "prison realignment"---wherein innocent citizens are falsely jailed and warehoused as "inmates" so these corrupt scum running the courts & jails can rake $10K per inmate per month in funding money from state and federal gubmints. As one friend of mine astutely observed: "If I were running a jail & courthouse scam at $10K per inmate per month, I'd want those jails full too. Baloney sandwiches are cheap, brother!!!" Meh, plenty of citizens are now hearing about these scams and the corrupt p.o.s. criminal scum o' the earth who operate them, courtesy of social media and this hand, which is why you recently heard the scum involved squawking about "making things right" in overcrowded prisons... pffffffft. No difference between the slimy scumbag politicians, corrupt robed sodomite judges, greasy strap-on Darwin Failure D.A.s & lyin' badge-sportin' trash who make it all happen on the taxpayer's dime, the DIRTY SWINE. In a perfect world, they'd ALL be shot on sight, and GOOD F#%G RIDDANCE.

Anyway, Wingnut can be seen at that site I mentioned above, his long lean @$$ already weighs 16 lbs., not an ounce of fat on him, LOL, he sure is a handsome little tigerleopard. The civilian shelter workers posted a video of Little Wing playing with a catnip banana, and the knuckleheaded cat spends most of his time in the video scratching the bejesus out of that freakin' catnip banana, LOL. Very singleminded in his purpose, Wingnut, much like his former owner. Think of the banana as the corrupt scum mentioned in the preceding paragraph, then think of moi as the cat on social media, constantly tearing those criminal trash and dirty swine new @$$holes across the Internet. And if I get banned or my posts are ignored, who the f#% cares, because a thousand similar posts go out each week at different websites, LOL. The good news is that it's working, more and more true American citizens are getting a clue about these scum and their criminal bull$h!t, all perpetrated on the taxpayer's dime... the same way all modern wars are fought for GREED, not for principle, though the defense contractors and corporate scum behind all THAT grief always invoke patriotic sentiments to con the f#%g rube taxpayers, LOL. Keep the ginormous cash cow happy as ya milk her, AYE??? Or at least distract her with false flag b.s. like 9/11, don't want the cow to know it's being RIPPED OFF, 10??? Keep the corporate media propaganda flowing in order to divide and conquer here on American soil.

"YEEAAH... YEEEEAAAAAAH, THAT'S IT!!!" :43:

The Second American Revolution can't happen too soon, that's for GODDAM SURE. Meh, I'm off to wreak havoc at other websites... not to mention taking a giant $h!t all over the criminal trash listed above, as well as all freeloading ethnic cockroaches and Epic Darwin Failures, LOL. Makes my day, knowing that the TRUTH can never be fully contained, distorted, withheld, etc. THANK GOD FOR THE INTERNET & SOCIAL MEDIA, AYE?!?!?!?!?!? :13:

LIKE I ALREADY SAID, SOME CITIZENS & TAXPAYERS HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO STAND AGAINST TYRANNY & CORRUPTION... OTHERS, NOT SO MUCH. ADIOS!!!
 
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