Coastal Redneck
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Another mass shooting... getting to be a regular occurrence in this country, and no wonder, the way this country has been criminally mismanaged.
Wingnut's 2015 NFL Season Thread
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Adam-NLV
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Yep, that's a couple hundred miles down the road from my town.
What pisses me off is the POTUS not admitting that there is a terrorist connection to it. Trips to Saudi Arabia, Bombs, thousands of rounds of ammo, Armour protection and R.C. detonators...This is obviously Islamic Terrorism and he is talking about gun laws and work-place-violence, what a :wank:
idiot.
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Coastal Redneck
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Corporate puppet, yes... moron, well, to me he's just another slick-talking scumbag politician kowtowing to his corporate slavemasters, 10-4??? Then there's his traitorous Muslim agenda, the "ace up his sleeve" when it comes to dealing with those corporate tards. Who knows? Perhaps his Muslim henchmen will wind up sawing the heads off a few corporate CEOs, LOL.
"ISLAM, THE RELIGION OF PEACE!!!" :43: :13: :43:
Makes ya wonder what "The Religion Of War" would look like... LOL. Okay, back to watching the Chokers game with Wingnut, who is already half-lit and verbally abusive toward the San Diego players. Little Wing had better watch out, or he'll wind up on some fake felony charges, probably along the lines of "Making A Criminal Threat"---pfffffft. Wing will be breaking rocks in the hot sun once the farcical public-fund-wasting trial is finished. :43: :smash: :43:
"ISLAM, THE RELIGION OF PEACE!!!" :43: :13: :43:
Makes ya wonder what "The Religion Of War" would look like... LOL. Okay, back to watching the Chokers game with Wingnut, who is already half-lit and verbally abusive toward the San Diego players. Little Wing had better watch out, or he'll wind up on some fake felony charges, probably along the lines of "Making A Criminal Threat"---pfffffft. Wing will be breaking rocks in the hot sun once the farcical public-fund-wasting trial is finished. :43: :smash: :43:
Coastal Redneck
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WINGNUT: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YO, SIDEWINDER, THIS IDIOT SHOULD'VE BEEN A COMEDIAN!!!"
Moi: "Too bad the joke is on the citizen and taxpayer." :45: "Time to lose this scumbag and get back to Sunday Night Football."
Moi: "Too bad the joke is on the citizen and taxpayer." :45: "Time to lose this scumbag and get back to Sunday Night Football."
Coastal Redneck
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Wingnut: "Meh, who needs Thursday Night Football on the NFL Channel? We gots 'A CHRISTMAS CAROL' with George C. Scott, WOOHOO!!!" :41:
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Wingnut: "BRING ON THE ARMY-NAVY GAME!!!"
LOL.
I'll be rooting for the Cadets as always (former INF soldier), but in recent history the Midshipmen have pummeled the poor ground-pounders. Little Wing, he likes fish, so he's rooting for the Navy, LOL. The blasted little varmint!!! I'm gonna wind up scrappin' with a drunken and abusive Wing after the Midshipmen prevail once more, and I'll probably get my freakin' eyeballs scratched out before I drop-kick the furry little ingrate into lower earth orbit, 10-4???
Speaking of ingrates, it's NICE not to have to hear any more disparaging remarks made about my deceased mom... my visiting "family members" split yesterday, taking their disrespectful attitudes & comments with 'em, and GOOD RIDDANCE. I once referred to them as "vultures"---I now realize that I was being disrespectful to the birds, who clearly exhibit better manners all around, including table manners, LOL. Damn, that's just wrong, but it's the truth, LOL.
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LOL.
I'll be rooting for the Cadets as always (former INF soldier), but in recent history the Midshipmen have pummeled the poor ground-pounders. Little Wing, he likes fish, so he's rooting for the Navy, LOL. The blasted little varmint!!! I'm gonna wind up scrappin' with a drunken and abusive Wing after the Midshipmen prevail once more, and I'll probably get my freakin' eyeballs scratched out before I drop-kick the furry little ingrate into lower earth orbit, 10-4???
Speaking of ingrates, it's NICE not to have to hear any more disparaging remarks made about my deceased mom... my visiting "family members" split yesterday, taking their disrespectful attitudes & comments with 'em, and GOOD RIDDANCE. I once referred to them as "vultures"---I now realize that I was being disrespectful to the birds, who clearly exhibit better manners all around, including table manners, LOL. Damn, that's just wrong, but it's the truth, LOL.
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Coastal Redneck
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Wingnut: Time for "CONAN THE BALL BEARING!!!"
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Wingnut: "DAMN, SIDEWINDER, THESE NY GIANTS ARE GIVING THE UNDEFEATED PANTHERS A HARD TIME!!!"
Little Wing & I are watching the Panthers game, wondering whether the 6-7 Giants will become the "spoilers" for Carolina, ending the Panthers' streak of 17 regular-season games.
Little Wing & I are watching the Panthers game, wondering whether the 6-7 Giants will become the "spoilers" for Carolina, ending the Panthers' streak of 17 regular-season games.
Adam-NLV
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Panthers just scored. Good game going on here!:41:
Coastal Redneck
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Wingnut: "PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE, GRASSHOPPER..." :43:
Helluva game, that Panthers win in Jersey... and now they're 14-0. :13:
Helluva game, that Panthers win in Jersey... and now they're 14-0. :13:
Coastal Redneck
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Ya know, every time a team makes a run at the record of the undefeated '72 Dolphins, those desperate "spoiler" teams become dangerous. Not just the borderline wild card teams, but those already out of contention... some of those teams with the worst records can also be the most dangerous. Their devil-may-care attitudes combine with their seasonal frustration and they suddenly become gridiron tigers, LOL. They know that if they win, they can brag during the off season:
"WE STOMPED THEIR @$$ES BEFORE THEY WENT ON TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL!!!"
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LOL. Just an observation from this old hand, with Wingnut throwing in his $.02 as always, the little varmint. He needs to ease up on the beer, 10??? One final note: any team who remains undefeated right through "The Big Game" will actually surpass the Dolphins and establish a new record, due to league expansion, added franchises, etc., etc. Last I heard, the next wholly-undefeated team would need two additional victories to reach and win the Super Bowl. :54: :54: :54: :54: :54:
"WE STOMPED THEIR @$$ES BEFORE THEY WENT ON TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL!!!"
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LOL. Just an observation from this old hand, with Wingnut throwing in his $.02 as always, the little varmint. He needs to ease up on the beer, 10??? One final note: any team who remains undefeated right through "The Big Game" will actually surpass the Dolphins and establish a new record, due to league expansion, added franchises, etc., etc. Last I heard, the next wholly-undefeated team would need two additional victories to reach and win the Super Bowl. :54: :54: :54: :54: :54:
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Wingnut: "CHOKERS-RAIDERS ON CHRISTMAS EVE... MEH, BETTER THAN NO GAME AT ALL!!!"
In years past, I'd style out my elderly mom and watch a Christmas program with her, but obviously that's not happening tonight, barring some supernatural occurrence. I'm glad there's a game on to take my mind off the past, and Little Wing is indeed here with me in the living room. We have all the X-mas lights on, so it's pretty cheerful... I might hafta give Wing, Sage & Dixie an extra can of cat food tonight, as an early Christmas present. Tomorrow, I'm going to my brother's house for dinner, which will actually be around 1400 hours. Should be low-key but nice, and my nephew will be there, so I'm looking forward to the visit. I don't get to see my nephew very often anymore, and I want to tell him he'll always be welcome, no matter where I relocate.
All week, I've been looking at real estate listings for various states on my short list for relocation, but today was trash day, so I finally got back on the task of clearing the house. Filled the bins again, but I also found some interesting documents, including a frame-worthy resolution signed by then-Texas-Governor Rick Perry in honor of my uncle, who served as a state judge in "The Lone Star" for about 30 years. After my ordeal here at the hands of the Epic Darwin Failure D.A. and her corrupt pocket judges, I'm not big on the judicial scene, but I like to think of my uncle as a man of honor and integrity, and I believe he was, unlike these crooked robed sodomites in CA. My uncle died years ago, rest his soul... brother to my beloved mom, now they're together again, I reckon.
I still have a number of relatives in Texas, and I thought of relocating along the coast, but I also have relatives in Missouri, and I'll probably wind up in the Ozarks. I still like "The Lone Star"---had a lot of good times there, especially out in the mountains of West Texas, which are a paradise for hikers and technical rock climbers. Besides, Texas remains the ONLY state to ever declare itself an independent republic, and I respect that... as other states squabbled, "The Lone Star" said, "F#% ALL Y'ALL, WE'LL STRIKE OUT ON OUR OWN!!!" In light of today's corrupt & disgusting federal gubmint, more states should follow the historic example set by "The Lone Star"---I know the idea of secession has been on the minds of many in recent years, and it might be the only solution to this corrupt corporate oligarchy.
Anyway, I'm back to the game with Wingnut & Dixie, who just joined me by climbing onto the armrest of the sofa. Good Ol' Dixie, she's a real sweetheart: of all three cats, she has the sweetest disposition. Sage is downright ornery at times, and Little Wing is much like me, beyond redemption and leaning toward life as a renegade malcontent with a serious attitude problem, LOL. Damn. That's why Little Wing will join me as I make my escape from the Socialist Republik of KaliMexiFornia... if I don't rescue him, he'll wind up being falsely charged and jailed by the scrub Darwin Failure D.A. here in Dago, 10-4??? After a long and costly jury trial, in which various badge-sportin' greaseballs and conjured witnesses commit perjury with impunity, Little Wing will end up wearing an orange jumpsuit and swinging a pick while singing the Clash tune:
"BREAKING ROCKS IN THE HOT SUN... I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON... I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON."
Meh, I'll spare him all that grief by taking him with me when I go. No need for Little Wing to lose style points by wearing an orange jumpsuit. I don't think he'd have any problem swinging a pick, since he's a tough little bastard, but the orange jumpsuit wouldn't cut it with the wimmin folks... er, I mean female cats. Ya never know, there might be some felines drawn to that orange jumpsuit and bad boy image, LOL. Wouldn't surprise me, seeing how many women in modern society are drawn to tatted-up heroin addict rock stars... pfffffft. What do those clowns have that I don't??? Oh, yeah, that's right, they have MONEY, LOL. Damn. Well, now I'm wandering and it's halftime, so I need to ditch this empty beer bottle and grab a fresh one, visit the latrine, and watch the second half of this game, which isn't bad after all.
"The Three Amigos" and I really logged on to tell all youse crusty mini demons o' dirt and monkeybiking heroes:
"MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! WAHOO!!!"
In years past, I'd style out my elderly mom and watch a Christmas program with her, but obviously that's not happening tonight, barring some supernatural occurrence. I'm glad there's a game on to take my mind off the past, and Little Wing is indeed here with me in the living room. We have all the X-mas lights on, so it's pretty cheerful... I might hafta give Wing, Sage & Dixie an extra can of cat food tonight, as an early Christmas present. Tomorrow, I'm going to my brother's house for dinner, which will actually be around 1400 hours. Should be low-key but nice, and my nephew will be there, so I'm looking forward to the visit. I don't get to see my nephew very often anymore, and I want to tell him he'll always be welcome, no matter where I relocate.
All week, I've been looking at real estate listings for various states on my short list for relocation, but today was trash day, so I finally got back on the task of clearing the house. Filled the bins again, but I also found some interesting documents, including a frame-worthy resolution signed by then-Texas-Governor Rick Perry in honor of my uncle, who served as a state judge in "The Lone Star" for about 30 years. After my ordeal here at the hands of the Epic Darwin Failure D.A. and her corrupt pocket judges, I'm not big on the judicial scene, but I like to think of my uncle as a man of honor and integrity, and I believe he was, unlike these crooked robed sodomites in CA. My uncle died years ago, rest his soul... brother to my beloved mom, now they're together again, I reckon.
I still have a number of relatives in Texas, and I thought of relocating along the coast, but I also have relatives in Missouri, and I'll probably wind up in the Ozarks. I still like "The Lone Star"---had a lot of good times there, especially out in the mountains of West Texas, which are a paradise for hikers and technical rock climbers. Besides, Texas remains the ONLY state to ever declare itself an independent republic, and I respect that... as other states squabbled, "The Lone Star" said, "F#% ALL Y'ALL, WE'LL STRIKE OUT ON OUR OWN!!!" In light of today's corrupt & disgusting federal gubmint, more states should follow the historic example set by "The Lone Star"---I know the idea of secession has been on the minds of many in recent years, and it might be the only solution to this corrupt corporate oligarchy.
Anyway, I'm back to the game with Wingnut & Dixie, who just joined me by climbing onto the armrest of the sofa. Good Ol' Dixie, she's a real sweetheart: of all three cats, she has the sweetest disposition. Sage is downright ornery at times, and Little Wing is much like me, beyond redemption and leaning toward life as a renegade malcontent with a serious attitude problem, LOL. Damn. That's why Little Wing will join me as I make my escape from the Socialist Republik of KaliMexiFornia... if I don't rescue him, he'll wind up being falsely charged and jailed by the scrub Darwin Failure D.A. here in Dago, 10-4??? After a long and costly jury trial, in which various badge-sportin' greaseballs and conjured witnesses commit perjury with impunity, Little Wing will end up wearing an orange jumpsuit and swinging a pick while singing the Clash tune:
"BREAKING ROCKS IN THE HOT SUN... I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON... I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON."
Meh, I'll spare him all that grief by taking him with me when I go. No need for Little Wing to lose style points by wearing an orange jumpsuit. I don't think he'd have any problem swinging a pick, since he's a tough little bastard, but the orange jumpsuit wouldn't cut it with the wimmin folks... er, I mean female cats. Ya never know, there might be some felines drawn to that orange jumpsuit and bad boy image, LOL. Wouldn't surprise me, seeing how many women in modern society are drawn to tatted-up heroin addict rock stars... pfffffft. What do those clowns have that I don't??? Oh, yeah, that's right, they have MONEY, LOL. Damn. Well, now I'm wandering and it's halftime, so I need to ditch this empty beer bottle and grab a fresh one, visit the latrine, and watch the second half of this game, which isn't bad after all.
"The Three Amigos" and I really logged on to tell all youse crusty mini demons o' dirt and monkeybiking heroes:
"MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! WAHOO!!!"
Coastal Redneck
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Damn, that receiver could've made that catch... LOL.
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Little Wing just gave me a tip: Redskins at Eagles tonight, and it's do-or-die for Philly. Wing likes the 'Skins, but I'm going with the Eagles... anything that smacks of desperation is right in my line, you understand, while Wing doesn't like teams named after birds, LOL. Ah, well, back to my laundry and this college ballgame. CIAO!!!
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Wingnut: "BRING ON THE PANTHERS & THE FALCONS!!! MY MONEY'S ON THE BIG CATS!!! WOOHOO!!!"
Moi: "Watch it, Wing, those pesky birds might be spoilers, playing in their own house down in 'The Big A'..."
That's what truck drivers call Atlanta, GA---I know this because I used to pull a regular run there all the time, delivering freight on the West Side. The night before delivery, I would shut down in the Petro on I-285, an exit or two up the loop from I-20. That place was special, it reminded me of Stalag 13, the high perimeter fences topped with razor wire to keep all the whacked-out ghetto zombies from roaming the lot, LOL. One night, while trashing around and drinking beer at the Petro after my usual inbound run, some hand keyed his CB mike and offered to buy a twelver for any other hand willing to go buy beer and brave the zombie crackerhead gauntlet after dark... there was a liquor store within short walking distance outside the gates and perimeter fence, you understand. To exit the fenced parking lot after dark was always dicey: if the roving crackerheads spotted you (as they always did), they would literally run toward you like freakin' zombies in the remake of "DAWN OF THE DEAD" (not the original movie, but the remake, where the zombies run like Ben Jonson on steroids). Anyway, that driver made his offer, but there were no volunteers, since everybody parked in the lot already knew the form. When the driver repeated his offer over the CB, I sensed an opportunity and keyed my reply:
"GEE, DRIVER, I'D LIKE TO HELP YA OUT, BUT I FORGOT MY KEVLAR!!!"
LOL. A bunch of other @$$hole truck drivers laughed when I said this. Just another classic moment in CB Babylon, that giant radio bar found in every major truck stop nationwide back in the day. As for the Dago-to-Atlanta run, it wasn't a bad run on the southern route: I-8 to I-10 to I-20, all the way into Atlanta from the I-10/20 split in West Texas. Not as far in terms of mileage as other dedicated routes and runs I used to make, but a good moneymaker while it lasted. That southern route was excellent in those days, scenic and wide open in places like Arizona, New Mexico & West Texas.
Moi: "Watch it, Wing, those pesky birds might be spoilers, playing in their own house down in 'The Big A'..."
That's what truck drivers call Atlanta, GA---I know this because I used to pull a regular run there all the time, delivering freight on the West Side. The night before delivery, I would shut down in the Petro on I-285, an exit or two up the loop from I-20. That place was special, it reminded me of Stalag 13, the high perimeter fences topped with razor wire to keep all the whacked-out ghetto zombies from roaming the lot, LOL. One night, while trashing around and drinking beer at the Petro after my usual inbound run, some hand keyed his CB mike and offered to buy a twelver for any other hand willing to go buy beer and brave the zombie crackerhead gauntlet after dark... there was a liquor store within short walking distance outside the gates and perimeter fence, you understand. To exit the fenced parking lot after dark was always dicey: if the roving crackerheads spotted you (as they always did), they would literally run toward you like freakin' zombies in the remake of "DAWN OF THE DEAD" (not the original movie, but the remake, where the zombies run like Ben Jonson on steroids). Anyway, that driver made his offer, but there were no volunteers, since everybody parked in the lot already knew the form. When the driver repeated his offer over the CB, I sensed an opportunity and keyed my reply:
"GEE, DRIVER, I'D LIKE TO HELP YA OUT, BUT I FORGOT MY KEVLAR!!!"
LOL. A bunch of other @$$hole truck drivers laughed when I said this. Just another classic moment in CB Babylon, that giant radio bar found in every major truck stop nationwide back in the day. As for the Dago-to-Atlanta run, it wasn't a bad run on the southern route: I-8 to I-10 to I-20, all the way into Atlanta from the I-10/20 split in West Texas. Not as far in terms of mileage as other dedicated routes and runs I used to make, but a good moneymaker while it lasted. That southern route was excellent in those days, scenic and wide open in places like Arizona, New Mexico & West Texas.
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Wingnut: "AAAAAAARRRGGHH!!! THOSE PESKY FALCON BIRDS!!!"
Moi: "I told ya... LOL."
Moi: "I told ya... LOL."