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<blockquote data-quote="Coastal Redneck" data-source="post: 147095" data-attributes="member: 11287"><p>Damn, OLD CT, you missed your calling, you should've been a comedian, LOL. Haven't you seen the p.o.s. Camry I drive? I wish I had a $60K Mercedes, I could sell that overpriced piece o' German junk and buy a new truck, 10-4??? LOL. Meh, those Mercedes rigs aren't that bad if you have the money, Lord knows I rode in enough of them back in the day, this town being what it is... one hand I used to party with in high school, his pop was WAY up there in one of the tire companies, Goodyear or Goodrich, I can't remember which, and THAT dude had a primo '56 (?) Mercedes, totally restored and looking killer. It was one of those two-toned numbers, with a rounded top in back? Anyway, that was one heckuva car, not in terms of performance but more in terms of STYLE, AYE? Only a complete fool couldn't pick up women in that rig, and yes, it's sad to say that there are shallow women here in this burg, no deep philosophical thinkers, 10-4??? LOL.</p><p></p><p>One time, this gal let me borrow her cheesy diesel Mercedes to run to the liquor store, I think it was one of the 200+ series? Maybe a 220??? Wasn't even that sweet of a ride, but it was a Mercedes... as I was tooling down Orange Avenue, next thing I know some carload of young gals was tailing me, honking their horn and yelling, LOL. This was back when I still had my youthful charm, 10??? I miss those days, LOL. Anyway, there are some pretty shallow women here, they'll bust out a micrometer to measure the thickness of your billfold. People crack up when I tell 'em that women have been laughing at me for YEARS, due to the size of my... um... er... WALLET, LOL. I always reach into my pocket as I say this, fishing around at depth for the item in question. That's the clown side of me acting out, putting on a show for some knuckleheads who are half-lit. I never did get why people judge you by the kind of car you drive... Jerry Reed had it right in his classic, "LORD, MR. FORD!!!" Good ol' Jerry, he sure was a hand, a real truck driver. :41:</p><p></p><p>BTW, this is a stick home I'm buying, not manufactured, though I don't have anything against mobiles, especially if they're beefed up with decks and covered porches, Old West style. Also if they're in good settings, like the two trailers on that 10-acre property down in Melbourne, AR. I still like that place, but I gotta consider all the other factors. The inbred redneck hillbilly clan mentality, THAT I can live with, LOL, it's the job market that scares me, "10-DASH-FO'???" :43: And if that slimy Billary scumbag gets into the Oval Office, it'll be even scarier, I reckon. But going back to the whole trailer issue, I have nothing against them, the mobiles just have to be on their own land, no lot rent or any of that b.s. Same with houses, no HOA fees, POA fees, none of that nonsense. I intend to be free & clear from the outset, as I should be in light of this ongoing recession, which may nose-dive yet again courtesy of these scumbag politicians. Worst-case scenario, I won't have to rob as many establishments to make ends meet, LOL. Damn, that's almost comical... I'm gonna remain positive here, 10??? :30:</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Coastal Redneck, post: 147095, member: 11287"] Damn, OLD CT, you missed your calling, you should've been a comedian, LOL. Haven't you seen the p.o.s. Camry I drive? I wish I had a $60K Mercedes, I could sell that overpriced piece o' German junk and buy a new truck, 10-4??? LOL. Meh, those Mercedes rigs aren't that bad if you have the money, Lord knows I rode in enough of them back in the day, this town being what it is... one hand I used to party with in high school, his pop was WAY up there in one of the tire companies, Goodyear or Goodrich, I can't remember which, and THAT dude had a primo '56 (?) Mercedes, totally restored and looking killer. It was one of those two-toned numbers, with a rounded top in back? Anyway, that was one heckuva car, not in terms of performance but more in terms of STYLE, AYE? Only a complete fool couldn't pick up women in that rig, and yes, it's sad to say that there are shallow women here in this burg, no deep philosophical thinkers, 10-4??? LOL. One time, this gal let me borrow her cheesy diesel Mercedes to run to the liquor store, I think it was one of the 200+ series? Maybe a 220??? Wasn't even that sweet of a ride, but it was a Mercedes... as I was tooling down Orange Avenue, next thing I know some carload of young gals was tailing me, honking their horn and yelling, LOL. This was back when I still had my youthful charm, 10??? I miss those days, LOL. Anyway, there are some pretty shallow women here, they'll bust out a micrometer to measure the thickness of your billfold. People crack up when I tell 'em that women have been laughing at me for YEARS, due to the size of my... um... er... WALLET, LOL. I always reach into my pocket as I say this, fishing around at depth for the item in question. That's the clown side of me acting out, putting on a show for some knuckleheads who are half-lit. I never did get why people judge you by the kind of car you drive... Jerry Reed had it right in his classic, "LORD, MR. FORD!!!" Good ol' Jerry, he sure was a hand, a real truck driver. :41: BTW, this is a stick home I'm buying, not manufactured, though I don't have anything against mobiles, especially if they're beefed up with decks and covered porches, Old West style. Also if they're in good settings, like the two trailers on that 10-acre property down in Melbourne, AR. I still like that place, but I gotta consider all the other factors. The inbred redneck hillbilly clan mentality, THAT I can live with, LOL, it's the job market that scares me, "10-DASH-FO'???" :43: And if that slimy Billary scumbag gets into the Oval Office, it'll be even scarier, I reckon. But going back to the whole trailer issue, I have nothing against them, the mobiles just have to be on their own land, no lot rent or any of that b.s. Same with houses, no HOA fees, POA fees, none of that nonsense. I intend to be free & clear from the outset, as I should be in light of this ongoing recession, which may nose-dive yet again courtesy of these scumbag politicians. Worst-case scenario, I won't have to rob as many establishments to make ends meet, LOL. Damn, that's almost comical... I'm gonna remain positive here, 10??? :30: [/QUOTE]
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