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<blockquote data-quote="Coastal Redneck" data-source="post: 169156" data-attributes="member: 11287"><p>Got something funny to tell y'all, I was looking up an old friend on the Internet, a hand I've known since high school... I spoke to him before I left Coronado, and he expressed an interest in getting out of that overcrowded Cali dump. He lives in Imperial Beach, what we always used to call "Venereal Beach" back in the day. He worked for the gubmint at one time, I think he's now on disability or whatever. I found what seems to be a working number, a message machine with his unmistakable voice on it, so I left a message for him, since I intend to ask him if he wants to live here in Show Low. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/thumbsup.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt="(y)" title="Thumbsup (y)" data-shortname="(y)" /></p><p></p><p>Anyway, after that search, I decided to Google my own name and see if there was that much info on me out there in cyberspace, right? Well, one website listed my old Coronado address but not much else, except at the end of the little blurb it said, "EVAN IS NOW MARRIED." That's news to me, Boyz, I wonder who my beloved bride was? Hopefully she's RICH, LOL. I don't care if she's ugly as sin and weighs 650 lbs., so long as she can pay the freakin' utility bills and property taxes, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! She'll be on her own when it comes to the sack, I'll put her in one of the other rooms, 10-4? Just thought I'd share that comical bit of fake news with y'all... it made me laugh out loud when I read it. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite9" alt=":eek:" title="Eek! :eek:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":eek:" /></p><p></p><p>ALRIGHT, BOYZ, TIME TO CRACK A COLD ONE AS THE SNOW COMES DOWN, MAYBE GET THAT FIRE LIT IN THE WOOD STOVE. NO SIGN OF THE OTHER KITTEH YET, NO SIGN OF MY FUTURE EX-WIFE EITHER. OH, THAT'S RIGHT, I'M ALREADY "MARRIED"---MEH, THIS IS MORMON COUNTRY, MIGHT AS WELL HAVE TWO NAGS UNDER MY ROOF. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite5" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":confused:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Coastal Redneck, post: 169156, member: 11287"] Got something funny to tell y'all, I was looking up an old friend on the Internet, a hand I've known since high school... I spoke to him before I left Coronado, and he expressed an interest in getting out of that overcrowded Cali dump. He lives in Imperial Beach, what we always used to call "Venereal Beach" back in the day. He worked for the gubmint at one time, I think he's now on disability or whatever. I found what seems to be a working number, a message machine with his unmistakable voice on it, so I left a message for him, since I intend to ask him if he wants to live here in Show Low. (y) Anyway, after that search, I decided to Google my own name and see if there was that much info on me out there in cyberspace, right? Well, one website listed my old Coronado address but not much else, except at the end of the little blurb it said, "EVAN IS NOW MARRIED." That's news to me, Boyz, I wonder who my beloved bride was? Hopefully she's RICH, LOL. I don't care if she's ugly as sin and weighs 650 lbs., so long as she can pay the freakin' utility bills and property taxes, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! She'll be on her own when it comes to the sack, I'll put her in one of the other rooms, 10-4? Just thought I'd share that comical bit of fake news with y'all... it made me laugh out loud when I read it. :eek: ALRIGHT, BOYZ, TIME TO CRACK A COLD ONE AS THE SNOW COMES DOWN, MAYBE GET THAT FIRE LIT IN THE WOOD STOVE. NO SIGN OF THE OTHER KITTEH YET, NO SIGN OF MY FUTURE EX-WIFE EITHER. OH, THAT'S RIGHT, I'M ALREADY "MARRIED"---MEH, THIS IS MORMON COUNTRY, MIGHT AS WELL HAVE TWO NAGS UNDER MY ROOF. :confused: [/QUOTE]
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