Z50 monkeybike with a few mods...

Truth be told, when the time comes I'll probably just buy the best available bargain, so I might wind up with a Honda after all... with this knee still giving me grief (aches today, and it has been six months since I spiked it), it'll be awhile before I buy a quad. I have an appointment with a doctor on Tuesday, maybe he'll be able to tell me why this knee is still bothering me. Old age, no doubt, LOL. :eek:

Got a prescribed burn over by Payson, so we're gettin' heaps o' smoke here... I don't even smoke, and I feel like John Wayne or Yul Brynner. Hack, cough... bust out another carton of Marlboro Reds, cough, hack!!! Hopefully the burn ends soon and we get our fresh mountain air back, my throat is already irritated by the smoke. Gonna watch college ball today, got some good matchups that will definitely affect the rankings. :confused:
 
Woke and couldn't get back to sleep, so I pulled my usual remedy, grabbed a cold beer outta the fridge and fired up the laptop... that will eventually put me back to sleep. Ah, the bachelor life!!! Remind me to rush right out and find a good nagging wife tomorrow... er, I mean later today, LOL.

Okay, I guess I got that outta my system, LOL... back to being my usual conservative self, 10-4? Hey, OLD CT, yer STILL a knucklehaid!!! Alright, I think I'm ready to crash again, ye olde rack is looking pretty good right about now... kittehs are already snoozing away, they make excellent warmers, LOL. In fact, it was Crackhead who woke me earlier, the little varmint was stretched out back-to-back under the covers, and that cat was kicking out some heat, I actually got too hot because the temp outside isn't that low, it's only around 50 degrees, maybe the high 40s. Got a run of mild weather here, with a hard freeze expected in a few days. :confused: On those cold nights, having the kittehs as warmers really pays off, LOL. :red70:
 
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Holy Cow!!! That was an exciting halfpipe competition with Shaun White taking the gold... thought for sure the Japanese kid would take it, he was like a MACHINE in the pipe, but ol' Shaun threw down some pretty tough tricks during that last run of his. And that kid who was pulling the monster air-to-fakies??? That guy was CRAZY, that's not as easy as it looks, LOL. Kudos to the South Koreans for building such a radical venue, that halfpipe was a BEAST, biggest one I've ever seen, 10-4??? Anyway, I'm off to crash early tonight, drank too much rum last night so I'm takin' it easy, no alcohol for the kid tonight, LOL... "Call CNN!!!" No, wait, forget those tools... though I should've shot some Hero Cam footage of yours truly blowin' chowder in the sink today, it was good and chunky, AYE??? :eek: o_O :eek:

Which reminds me, I'll try to process those short video clips from my recon mission in the near future, haven't gotten around to 'em yet, the drinking bout probably had something to do with it, LOL. Been sprayin' the bowl all day as well, might be TMI for some of youse sidewalk sissies at this site, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Damn. Okay, I'm good, just had to get that outta my system, yeah??? Now for some quality time with the kittehs, Sage & Crackhead are already laid out on the rack, they make excellent bed warmers, LOL. Midnight is under the bed in another room, she has been sleeping there lately, I dunno why, she spent a few nights on my second pillow but now she's back in hiding. Meh... wimmin... I gave up trying to understand 'em years ago, LOL. Maybe Crackhead has been too rough with her... I'll hatfa watch that fooliot. At least Midnight is eating well, I've been doubling up the rations so she can put some weight on her bones. :whistle: :cautious: :whistle:

HASTA LUEGO, MONKEYBIKING HEROES & CRUSTY MINI DEMONS O' DIRT!!! BEDTIME FOR BONZO!!! CHEERS!!! :yellow70:
 
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Okay, I guess that didn't work, so simply Google "sailingforums.com" and find the Laser forum, then click on "All Forums" and find my thread titled "Laser Island Voyages Back In The Day"---one fine day, long after I'm dead and gone, I'll be famous for those island voyages, LOL.

TIME TO MAKE SOME DINNER, THE KID IS HUNGRY, LOL... CHEERS!!! :confused:
 
Damn, I did it again... just Google "sailingforums.com" and find the Laser forums, then click on my thread titled "Laser Island Voyages Back In The Day"---one fine day, long after I'm dead and gone, those island voyages will make me famous, LOL. :confused:
 
Well, Boyz, I've been rethinking this whole MONKEYBIKING ADVENTURE since I started considering yet another relocation... gotta shoot down the latest badge bully charge before I bail, but hopefully that won't be too difficult, AYE??? :confused:

ANYWAY, I'VE BEEN THINKING OF BUYING ANOTHER MONKEYBIKE ONCE I RELOCATE, ESPECIALLY IF I RELOCATE ON 2.5 ACRES IN LAKE COUNTRY IN EASTERN OKLAHOMA... :eek:

CJ, you need to pay special attention to this post, since you'll only be right up the road, "30 miles east of Tulsa." If I buy this 2.5 acre property south of ya, I'm gonna BUILD THAT MONKEYBIKE TRACK I ALWAYS DREAMED OF, KNEE INJURY BE DAMNED, LOL. :cautious:

I'm talking about having truckloads of dirt dumped on that property in specific locations to make HELLER BERMS, kinda like a SNAKE RUN in the old school skateparks, LOL. Not to mention a perimeter track to ride the fence lines, AYE??? ;)

Now, I'm also looking at the Eastern Shore of the "TAR HEEL"---inside the Outer Banks where I can afford to buy property outright, free & clear with cash and no mortgage involved, 10-4??? Still checking those options as I key this post, don'tcha know??? :cool:

BUT IF I DO BUY A HOME IN LAKE COUNTRY IN EASTERN OKLAHOMA, SOMEWHERE BETWEEN EUFALA & STIGLER & SPIRO, I'LL BE HIGHLY DISAPPOINTED IF YA DON'T COME DOWN TO RIDE THE TRACK & GO BOATING ON THE LAKE, YEAH??? :unsure:

WTF, BRING THE FAMILY, Y'ALL CAN CRASH AT MY PAD (LAKE HOME OR SOMETHING NEAR THE LAKES), AND I WON'T CHARGE YA A DIME, LOL. MIGHT BEATCHO @$$ IN POOL ON MY NEW TABLE, BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY, LOL... :ROFLMAO:

Alright, we'll see what happens here in Arizona, but it looks like I'll be relocating soon, since I do NOT like being on greaseball badge bully radar, and I will certainly move to avoid all further BADGE BULLY HARASSMENT, 10-4??? :poop:

Thought I got away from all that corruption when I pulled the rip cord & bailed outta that CORRUPT CRIME-RIDDEN SEASIDE GHETTO KNOWN AS KALIFORNIA , but now I reckon that I didn't travel far enough away, so I'm checking real estate listings. (y)

CJ, IF I GO TO THE "TAR HEEL" YOU WILL STILL BE WELCOME, ALONG WITH YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY, BUT THERE PROBABLY WON'T BE A MONKEYBIKE TRACK TO JAM ON AS THERE WILL BE IF I BUY IN OKLAHOMA, YEAH??? :red70:

So keep yer fingers crossed, if I go to Oklahoma there will be a BAD@$$ MONKEYBIKE TRACK BUILT WITH GNARLY VERTICAL BERMS, and to hell with the BULL$H!T KNEE INJURY... maybe I can land on the same place and knock the injured cr@p back into its correct location, LOL. :ninja:

HEY, SCOOTER & MOTODEVO, DON'T WRITE OFF THE SIDEWINDER TILL YA SEE THE BOX GO INTO THE HOLE, AYE?!?!?!? :sneaky:
 

cjpayne

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Hey SW. Did you ever look into the Air Products company in Pryor, OK.? They might have another outlet closer to the Eufala area.

Anyway, Oklahoma has its share of bad cops too. Avoid the Wagoner, Muskogee city area's. The OHP, on the other hand, I've never had a problem with out in my area. Every once in awhile we get a "change the world" rookie city cop that ends up out here, but they usually get run off when there are enough complaints(and threats).
Thanks for the invite too.
 

mikejana

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Sidewinder,
I grew up in Coastal Carolina. I think you'd be happy over there. Quick drive over to the ocean. Lots of open spaces to ride, hunt & fish.
If you stay out of the cities like Raleigh, which is a really cool city (but its a city).
Good country folk don't with each other.
I'd be living there, but I'm miserable anywhere you have to own long pants.
 
I will look for employment once I'm there... funny you should mention Wagoner & Muskogee, since I used to go through both places on a regular basis. I must say, I've been weighing the decision between OK & NC, and it's a tough one. They both have hot humid summers, so that's not a factor, LOL. And if I lived on the Eastern Shore of NC, well, I'd have the ocean back, including radical sailing off the Outer Banks, which would only be a short distance away. But I like the idea of a monkeybike track in OK, and there's one property up for sale that would be perfect for it...while those two big lakes offer all kinds of boating opportunities as well. I've been perusing the work ads in both places, seems like there's enough going on even if I do NOT use my license, though of course I'd like to use it if possible... I may not be able to find driving work, since I've been out of the driving scene for some time. :confused:

But if I'm free & clear as I will be, well, just about anything would do, ya know? It has just been difficult up here because of my age, the fake felony outta CA, and the Mormon Factor. But no worries, even if I move on I'll always remember the White Mountains for their beauty... and their are other beautiful areas in this country, including the areas I'm looking at right now for relocation purposes. Lake Eufala, hell, that's the biggest lake in Oklahoma, and that Robert S. Kerr Lake isn't much smaller... it'd be cool to live right near BOTH of 'em, LOL, which I will surely do if I move to OK. Hey, as an aside for travelers or others looking to relocate, you can find excellent maps of Walmarts & campgrounds & whatnot at that Allstays.com website, I gotta be within 20 miles or so of a SuperCenter, 10-4? :cautious:

I checked those Walmart maps for both states, and I've narrowed down the locations (or counties) where I might buy a home. That Landwatch.com site also helps, and sometimes it makes things really easy: prices & taxes are too high, or prices are so low that the area is "ghetto" and should be avoided at all costs. Finding the middle ground, that's what I'm doing now via the Interwebs, places where I can afford to buy, signs of economic activity which would lead to work, and access to food stores and WallyWorlds. Those Food Lion stores back east aren't that bad, I've been in those before... WallyWorld is for the dry goods & whatnot, supermarkets are for the fresh food, and I'm sure there are other food stores back there. Demographics & crime are factors in the overall decision, if I wanted to dodge bullets in the ghetto I could buy a house for a dollar in Detroit or Kansas City, LOL. And YES, it would be a fixer... not that it would matter that much, once I was riddled with bullets. :eek:

Meh, I'll keep weighing the decision as I wind things down here, gotta deal with this bogus charge bull$h!t first, that's #1 on the list. Selling the house should be fairly simple, since there are droves of people fleeing the Socialist Republik of KaliMexiFornia as I key this reply... I'm talking about a $h!tload of people too, guess they all had enough of Brown too, LOL, that traitorous scumbag. Now, quite a few of those "political refugees" will be cash buyers, and a local realtor already told me the buying bonanza has begun here, kinda like a feeding frenzy for sharks, but this time the frenzy involves cash buyers looking for real estate. They sold their overpriced CA homes and now they're *&&e rich, 10-4??? Same way I was a year-and-a-half ago... gee, apart from the knee injury, the death of Jingle Belle, the unemployment situation & this latest greaseball cop development, it was a pretty good 18 months, LOL. :whistle:

Defiant to the end, I'll BBQ steaks & drink cold beers till I load the U-Haul truck and hit the road with the kittehs... I mean, there comes a time when a man has to question whether he made the right decision to move here in the first place, particularly with the way things are going. I had the best of intentions, and apart from the negative things I mentioned I've had a blast here, but maybe I'm MEANT to move on, ya know? Maybe the bull$h!t is a cosmic sign that I'm overdue to leave, yeah? Maybe there'll be a better way of life elsewhere... or maybe I'll meet the woman of my dreams, a good-looking rich gal who owns a chain of liquor stores, LOL. Ya never know about these things, all I know is that it's not really working out for me here, much as I like the place and much as I tried. If I win the stupid Mega Millions jackpot, that might change things... I'll buy a big ol' ranch outside all town limits and build that monkeybike track after all, LOL. Probably build a goldurned brewery on my property, just so I wouldn't have to make any more store runs for alcohol. :cool:

WELL, THAT'S ENOUGH RAMBLING FOR NOW, GUESS I'LL GIVE Y'ALL A BREAK... HEY, YA GOT ANY MONKEYBIKES FOR SALE IF I MOVE TO OKLAHOMA??? LOL... ;)
 
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HaHa, MikeJana, I copy that, just saw your post after writing the Great American Novel for CJ, LOL. And I definitely will NOT be relocating to a city, I'd prefer to be on the outskirts (or a few miles away) from a decent-sized town with enough economic activity to provide work, food shopping & resupply points like WallyWorld, maybe a bowling alley and a movie theater, LOL. What else does a guy my age need? I know I'll be near water one way or another, because I gotta have some boating & recreational opportunities. Really, it's kind of a tough choice, since I'm free enough as a bachelor to go either route... I'll keep thinking about it and asking the realtors questions, I don't wanna wind up in some hole where my opportunities for work are limited. I mean, Show Low has its own economy, but I have those negative factors of my own to deal with, so next time I need to be where there is potential work in just about every direction. :cautious:

Those two areas I'm pinging on have a lot going for them, and I know them both fairly well from driving through them back in the day: I had regular runs to both OK and NC with separate outfits, 10-4? Generally speaking, I can get more land in Oklahoma, since most of the NC properties I'm drawn too are on smaller parcels... I really like one 2.5-acre spread in Oklahoma's lake country, it looks like it'd be AWESOME for a monkeybike track, and the home is large enough for my needs (and the needs of the kittehs). I'm not buying some tiny home, I gotta have at least 900-1000 square feet inside, and there are plenty of homes in my price range with that much area, but I gotta balance the "fixer" aspect too, since it costs more to rehab larger homes. I don't think I'll be buying an actual "lake home"---they're generally too small, the lakeshore too crowded in season, I'll buy a place a short distance away and get more value for my money. :cool:

REMEMBER, I'M A NOTORIOUSLY CHEAP B@STARD, GOTTA SAVE MONEY FOR A SAFETY CUSHION, AS WELL AS FOR STEAKS & BEERS... :whistle:

NO TWO-STORY HOMES EITHER, I PREFER RANCH HOMES OR COTTAGES, EVEN A MOBILE HOME WILL DO AS LONG AS IT'S IN GOOD CONDITION AND HAS A GOOD ROOF. WTF, IN TWISTER COUNTRY, IT WON'T MAKE MUCH DIFFERENCE WITH A DIRECT HIT... :eek:

OH, YEAH, GOTTA HAVE NICE TREES ON MY PROPERTY TOO, NOT ONLY FOR SHADE BUT TO HANG ALL MY BIRD FEEDERS, 10-4? PROBABLY PUT MORE BIRDBATHS OUT TOO, GOTTA HAVE ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE KITTEHS... o_O
 
Ironically, I dropped my Hazardous endorsement years ago as part of the chess match between yours truly & the corrupt p.o.s. D.A. out in Dago. At the time, the evil bi-yatch & her crooked minions were attempting to portray me as some crazy, firearm-wielding psychotic truck driver, while the Feds were cracking on suspected terrorists using trucks as bombs and whatnot... I was through hauling hazardous waste for that one outfit, that job went south with the rest of the industry, so I simply dropped the endorsement to make sure I stayed off the Feds' radar. I don't expect anybody here to understand why I did this: you have to face round after round of false charges cooked up by crooked badge-sportin' greaseballs & a scrub queen D.A. before ya can possibly get a clue. And that's not said in an offensive manner, that's just the way it is. I can reapply for the Hazardous endorsement, but I probably won't, not after all that has happened during the long unwanted ordeal. Most trucking companies won't get past the fake felony anyway, so my trucking days may indeed be done, even at a local level. :confused:

I might run across some company that can see through all the bull$h!t and recognize the level of experience I have, but I'm not holding my breath... most companies want "recent experience" and, due to the long ordeal, that is something I don't have. I'm more concerned with finding other forms of employment once I relocate, as my luck has not been good here in Mormon Country. In the future, Mormons will be outnumbered by all the "gentiles" & "political refugees" streaming out of Kalifornia, but I arrived a bit too soon for that eventual certainty to help me. For now, the Mormon Factor is indeed a drag upon my search for employment... the sooner I relocate, the better, I reckon. I came here with good intentions, and I've tried to make it all work, but the fact remains that it is NOT working, and neither am I... much of that has to do with my age and the fake felony out of Kalifornia, but the Mormon Factor has also played a part, and not a good part in terms of helping me establish myself. :cautious:

And now I have this bull$h!t charge to shoot down, which I regard as my cosmic cue to depart & relocate ASAP, I don't wanna go through the same long ordeal I went through in Kalifornia, getting harassed by badge bullies at every turn. Did I tell ya that this bogus citation was written eight days after the so-called "endangerment" occurred??? Eight f#%ng days, that has to be some sort of record... all it really means is that some SCUMBAG has decided to put me back on greaseball cop radar, probably because the SCUMBAG got wind of the fake felony charge in Kalifornia. That's how these badge bullies operate... I've unwillingly seen too much of it already, 10-4? Meh, we'll see what happens this week, hopefully it all goes away and I can get on with the business of relocation. That means listing the house, packing up my stuff, and making plans to load the rental truck right before I vacate the premises. Juggling the cats won't be easy, but if I go to Oklahoma as I probably will, it'll be a straight shot made in one day, no problem. :whistle:

The thought of going to the "Tar Heel" is somewhat attractive, particularly with the ocean there off the Inner & Outer Banks (I was wrong to call the Inner Banks the "Eastern Shore"---that's a phrase used in Maryland), but I gotta look at the big picture, ya know? I was checking demographics for some of the towns in NC where I can afford to buy a home, and the fact is that the sun sets early in those parts, if ya gets my drift. Of course, I'll be labeled a "racist" for even mentioning this fact, but WTF, I'm a conservative white male, I'M GONNA BE LABELED A "RACIST" NO MATTER WHAT I DO. Flyin' the Confederate Battle Flag in front of my home probably won't help matters, LOL. Sheeee-it, I'll be dodging bullets the whole time I'm there... but I was thinking more of the HIRING SITUATION, I reckon I'll be better off among a crowd of white folk & business owners, AYE??? It's hard enough to get past the fake felony millstone hangin' round my neck, not to mention that I was born when dinosaurs roamed the f#%ng earth... :eek:

And as far as boating goes, well, I've done more saltwater sailing than most folks will ever do in their lifetimes, and those lakes in eastern Oklahoma are cool, I remember driving past 'em and thinking to myself, "PRETTY NICE, A HAND COULD HAVE SOME FUN OUT THERE!!!" And there's also the age factor: as one gets older, it's okay to downsize, even where recreational venues are concerned. I'm not the man I was at 20 or 30, thrashing to windward across the ocean on my way to the islands... that's some tough sailing there, especially in a seaway, with spray flyin' and plenty of hiking out to be done. Now that I'm older, I'm thinking of turning to power anyway, twisting a throttle is a whole lot easier than hiking out all day, believe me... I say that because any boat I buy will be a small skiff (or even an inflatable) with an eggbeater mounted on the transom. My friend Wade used to have a small but sturdy inflatable with an eggbeater, and we actually went freeboarding behind that boat, being towed astern while riding a small surfboard like a "Rocket Fish." :rolleyes:

Well, who knows? I may break down and buy a small sailboat, but I'm leaning toward power at this time, since power craft are more suitable for lakes & rivers. The important thing is to just get out there on the water, where one can still experience some freedom and have some fun. I'm the kinda guy who takes lunch with me whenever I set sail, not to mention a cooler with some ice-cold beers, LOL. A wide-brimmed hat or billed cap & polarized shades are essential, plus I like having a long-sleeved shirt and baggy pants available in case the solar abuse ramps up and I start looking like a Maine lobster. Nautical footgear is a given, solely for safety's sake, and I still have the best in my closet, along with a wetsuit, vest and sailing gloves. Didn't let those go when I sold the Minifish, thought I might need 'em if I wound up buying a PWC. Not sure I'll do that, as PWCs tend to be pricier than small skiffs with eggbeaters, AYE??? I have nothing against skiffs or small runabouts, they're easy to handle and one can still have plenty o' fun. (y)

ANYWAY, THANKS FOR THE TIPS, I EXPECT I'LL BE HEADING FOR "THE SOONER" BEFORE TOO LONG, AND IF I DO IT'LL CERTAINLY BE TO THE LAKE COUNTRY... NOTHING WRONG WITH BOATING ON A LARGE LAKE, AND THE GOOD NEWS IS THERE ARE NO SHARKS, LOL. :cool:

THOSE PESKY TWO-TON GREAT WHITES CAN PUT A BIG-TIME DAMPER ON YOUR SALTWATER SAILING PLANS ABOARD A RACING DINGHY, AYE??? o_O
 
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Oh, yeah, one last thing: there are no STINGRAYS either, LOL... :eek:

If you've ever been stung by a ray at the beach or in some saltwater harbor, you'll know what I mean... little f#%rs can HURT YA if they strike in the right location. :confused:

I can recall at least three incidents involving rays, and I was BORN on the beach, which means I was raised doing the "Stingray Shuffle." :cautious:

In one strike, the ray put the stinger on the back of my heel, which is bony and doesn't have as many nerves, I guess... that strike hurt the least of the three. :whistle:

In another strike, the ray got the side of my foot, up by the ball where again there was some bone to deflect the hit and reduce the pain level... :X3:

But the worst strike was right under the fleshy part of the arch, the ray vigorously digging in that stinger like some prospector mining for gold... THAT strike hurt like bejesus, and it took awhile for the hot water to eventually neutralize the venom. :mad:

That's how ya get rid of the pain after a strike, ya get yer foot into a bucket of hot water ASAP, the water as hot as you can possibly stand it, since the heat helps neutralize the venom. HEAPS O' FUN, BELIEVE ME, LOL. :cry:

OKAY, JUST WANTED TO SHARE THAT LITTLE BIT OF INFORMATION WITH YA, LOL... TIME FOR ANOTHER BEER, WTF, I'M STARTIN' EARLY TODAY, IT BEING SUNDAY AND ALL, AYE??? :ROFLMAO:
 
Dang, Burt Reynolds died... not quite as iconic as "The Duke" and Clint Eastwood, but still pretty funny, I liked him in the Bandit flicks and "The Longest Yard" (original version), as well as "Sharky's Machine"---"I'M GONNA PULL THE CHAIN!!!" :eek:

R.I.P., BANDIT, NOW YOU'LL BE HANGIN' WITH JERRY REED ONCE AGAIN... CHEERS!!! :rolleyes:

"EASTBOUND & DOWN, LOADED UP & TRUCKIN', WE'RE GONNA DO WHAT THEY SAY CAN'T BE DONE..." :cool:

"GOT A LONG WAY TO GO AND A SHORT TIME TO GET THERE..." :cautious:
 
Haven't visited this thread in awhile... but I will be buying a bike soon, might be a big ol' thumper if I go to work for this local trucking outfit hauling chemicals to the mines in this area. I've looked at minis here but I haven't found anything worthwhile, just Chinese pit bikes with no documentation, not even an MCO or whatever it's called... Manufacturer's Certificate of Origin, probably not worth the paper upon which it's printed. I've been thinking about a full-sized bike to handle the approaches to the Stronghold... something like a big ol' KTM to eat up the miles, LOL. Maybe a Jap bike, something with larger wheels & tires than a mini, ya know? We'll see what happens, first I gotta start working, but these outfits are interested in hiring me, as I have the necessary trucking experience. The trucking job would mean I'm home every night, while the chemical plant job is the same distance from my house... the two operations sit side-by-side in BFE, yet they are only about 7 minutes away, LOL. Anyway, we'll see what happens, I'm looking forward to hitting the Stronghold in earnest this fall, once the hot weather passes, and a good job would mean Thumper City for the approaches. Here are some recent sunset pics taken outside my home, we've had nice colors lately:

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Tiger & Phoenix have taken to sleeping atop the laundry machines, so I put some floor rugs & towels there while I finish the very last trim painting in the bathrooms. They look comfortable, yeah? :whistle:
 
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