Chuck Norris Rules.lol

[cjpayne]

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

 

[Travas2]

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird

 

[Coastal Redneck]

Which two Stones? Mick & Keith?

 

[kirrbby]

Chuck Norris' nickname is... Chuck Norris!

 

[cjpayne]

 

[cjpayne]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep........he waits.

 

[Enginedoctor]

Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse.... horses are hung like chuck Norris.

The giraffe was created when chuck Norris uppercutted a horse....

Both equestrian in nature, but hey, something to chew on....

 

[Coastal Redneck]

HaHa, ED, that giraffe line is funneh...

 

[cjpayne]

Chuck Norris once started a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

 

[airblazer]

Some kids wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

 

[airblazer]

When Chuck Norris wants popcorn he breathes on Nebraska