Just Got Back From Thailand

Well, I joined the living dead about a month ago (got married), and we honeymooned for two weeks in Thailand, of all places. Everyone asked us why we chose Thailand, and honestly, I don't really have an answer. I guess it was her idea, and I just went along with it. We snapped quite a few pictures, of course, so figured I'd share some. I'm sure the wife got sick of me snapping pictures of bikes everywhere we went, but she never said anything, lol. We spent time in three different parts of the country, starting with Bangkok. After a 1 hour flight from Minneapolis to Chicago, it was 15 hours to Hong Kong, and another 3 into Thailand. I'll maybe break the posts up into 3 sections for each stint of the trip, starting with Bangkok.

I'll start with the non-bike pics (save the good stuff for last, of course).

The first night in Bangkok, we had dinner on a boat cruise down the river in the center of the city.
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We arranged most days through a travel agent, and one day consisted of visiting the Grand Palace and several temples in the city. It was probably beneficial to do it this way, organized with a guide, as they were able to provide background info we wouldn't have otherwise known or figured out on our own. Some of the temples were hundreds of years old, and the detail was incredible.
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In the center of the picture, off in the distance, is the hotel from "The Hangover: Part 2"
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Monks in one of the temples we visited.
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Our first day we had nothing planned, and so tried to explore the city a bit. Although most Thais can speak enough English to get by, the language barrier still proved tough at times. Transportation options included taxis, motorcycle taxis (which aren't recommended by most people), the sky rail train, city buses, and three wheeled motorcycle-type taxis, called tuk tuks. We live in a town of 1,300 people, and grew up in towns no larger than 5,000 people, so navigating public transport is a new thing for both of us, even at 30 years old. Trying to understand that you have to ride a certain bus number to get one place, but have to go to a different stop, and ride a different bus number to get back, was confusing. The first bus we got on, they stopped within a block and let us off when they realized where we wanted to go, and told us we needed a different bus. We also encountered scammers, people who will ask if you need help, and when you tell them where you are trying to go, will tell you, "No, you don't want to go there. Try here, it's much better." They'll also tell you that a certain attraction is closed, or doesn't open until later. Being gullable, we ended up taking a tuk tuk the first time and ended up being dropped off at a back-alley gem store. We simply walked away, but lesson learned.

I will say that public transportation is quite cheap. You can get anywhere by bus for under a buck, and you negotiate a price with the tuk tuk driver prior to getting in, so no matter how long it takes, your fare doesn't increase. There were two bus options, one being newer, air conditioned ones, and older, open-windowed relics. Traffic in Bangkok is insane no matter where you are, with cars, scooters/cycles, and tuk tuks everywhere. The tuk tuks are actually a good time, and it seems like drivers are free to customize theirs however they want. Alot of guys had exhausts with titanium tips, some had polished wheels, etc. Many I saw also ran on LP.
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Here's an example of the norm as far as wiring goes. I'm not an electrician, but it doesn't look exactly to code, haha. You'd see birds nests built right into the mess, too.
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One day we headed out of the city about an hour, and on the way, you'd see these shallow ponds. They pump sea water in, and when the water evaporated, the result was sea salt.
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7-Elevens are everywhere in Thailand. This was in a small town on the way to a floating market, where you shop by small boat. Some things are relatively cheap. For example, a can of soda was about $.42. A dollar or two would get you a bag full of snacks and beverages.
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We took a boat ride through some canals to get to the floating market, which was pretty fun. They have car engines with long shafts mounted to the back. Again, some guys took a lot of pride in their motors, with chrome pulleys and valve covers or whatever, while others were just oily old turds.
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Being in Bangkok, I couldn't not go to a red light district. There's a night market in the tamest and oldest of the 3 well known "naughty neighborhoods", so we took the sky train there one night. We didn't go in to any of the establishments, but had a laugh at some of the signs. It's strange, because you have regular people/tourists, many with families, walking around the markets, which just sell souvenir-type things, and there are also street vendors selling food and drinks, and yet you have a go-go bar every few doors down. We were probably asked 15 times if we wanted to see a ping-pong show, too. You can google that for more info if you want, but it's basically women doing "tricks" with ping pong balls...A simple "no thanks" was all that was needed and you're left to continue on your way. There were also several groups of women on street corners, "working it", haha.
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Overall, Bangkok was neat to see, because it's so different, but I'm glad we got it out of the way first. There was tons of traffic, tons of people, a lot of smog/haze, and it's just a sensory overload. There is so much crammed into one city block that it makes Americans look like selfish gluttons when you look at the houses we live in, or the footprint of any business in America compared to there. I saw repair shops, maybe two stalls, with vehicles torn apart in the street, parts laying on the sidewalk. With all of the food vendors, every few steps yields another new smell, too.

I'll try to post part 2 later...
 
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I'm not sure what the issue is...I've posted pics in the past, using the "insert image" icon in the reply window, which is what I used this time. I posted these at work, pictures on my hard drive. When I got home, I went on my laptop, and see what you guys are seeing...nothing. Yet this morning when I view the thread on my work computer again, I can see the pictures. Viewed it from my phone...no pictures. I'm stumped.
 

cjpayne

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X7. I can't even see the x boxes. One time this happened to me, it only posted half the pics and they were small. When I edited later to install the rest of the pics, they came out big. Maybe email them to yourself, download to your laptop, then add to your post???
 
For our second leg of the trip, we flew an hour north to Chiang Mai, which turned out to be my favorite part of the trip. Bangkok has over 8 million people, Chiang Mai around 1.5 million, and spread out over a larger area (largest province in Thailand). The weather is also less humid, very comfortable.

Our first day, we went to an elephant refuge/reserve, where they take care of elephants rescued from logging camps, circuses, street performances, etc. I'm not a big tree hugger, but we did make sure to go to the most ethical one we could find. You see people riding in "baskets" on top of elephants, but we were told that it's actually very hard on an elephant, as their backs aren't as strong as a person might think. They actually had us ride individually, in front of their shoulder blades. Overall, very cool experience, pretty amazing animals. It was an hour drive on one of the most narrow, twisty roads I've ever been on, up in the mountains (it would have been awesome on a bike, of any kind). You start the day by feeding your elephant for the day a bucket full of sugar cane chunks, to get used to each other. You then wash it/swim with it in the river, learn how to get on, and take about a 45 minute trek through the river and up in the hills, stopping for lunch about halfway through.

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Sink at the spot we stopped for lunch that I thought was cool.
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Buffalo mud-bathing.
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On our second day, we took a trip about 4 hours north to what they call the Golden Triangle, which is the corner of Thailand, Burma, and Laos. We stopped at a few temples along the way. The region was known for opium in the past, so we visited the opium museum, which was interesting.

To the left is Burma/myanmar, and on the right is Laos.
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Proper opium-smoking form
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Paraphernalia and a how-to demonstration (why does she seem like she knows what she's doing?)
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On our way up, we also stopped to visit a "hill-tribe" market. These tribes have different marks of beauty in their cultures, which vary from tribe to tribe even. The most well known to everyone is probably those with the golden rings around their elongated necks. We picked up a coil of rings, and they are HEA-VY. The women, or girls, start to wear these around age 5, and will wear them until death. In actuality, they don't make a person's neck longer, but push down the shoulders and collarbones over time. These young girls come out of the hills to sell goods, and also learn Thai and English, as the tribes also have their own dialect.

Entrance to the village/market (it means a woman for every man and vice versa, a boy for every girl and vice versa). It may have sparked a bit of penis envy...
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Our last day consisted of a half-day city and temple tour. Again, it was helpful having a guide to fill us in and teach us some of the history behind everything.

This temple is over 700 years old, and nobody is allowed to enter.
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There's a temple built high on the mountain overlooking the city that we visited. Not the best visibility that day...
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Here's a few pics from the resort we stayed at, which was pretty peaceful and neat.
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Some scaffolding I spotted. Looks legit...
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If this worked, picture-wise, I'll try to post the rest later.
 
I don't have many pictures from the last leg of the trip, which was down South in Phuket, which is more of a beachy, hot/humid area. We took a speed boat tour of some islands for one day, which was fun. We ate at a beach side restaurant, went snorkeling, and visited the bay made famous in the movie "The Beach", which starred Leonardo DiCaprio (we heard this 20 times, even though neither of us, my wife and I, have ever seen the movie).

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I'll try to post the "good stuff" in a bit, the bike pictures.
 
I can see now where Honda might make some good money...I bet 8 out of every 10 bikes I saw in Thailand was a Honda. Plenty new, some old. Bangkok was overwhelmingly Honda Wave scooters, mostly 125cc. I saw the occasional MSX-125 (Grom here in the states), and a few full size bikes. It seems like anything over 250cc is a rarity, and probably overkill for most people there.

Moreso up in the north, I saw several Kawasaki KSR's, which looked kind of cool. This first one had a Yoshi dual exhaust system on it.

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And one more:

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I thought this two stroke 150cc was kind of cool.

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A couple new Honda Cubs. Notice the extra seat attached to the red one, lol.

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A Honda Dream from the elephant farm.

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I only saw a few Chaly's, which I really dig. I did see one pass by that was all tricked out, with an Over titanium exhaust, rims, and lots of other bling, but wasn't quick enough to snap a picture. Believe it or not, a young girl got off of the green one right before I snapped the picture, and had a white poodle-type dog in the basket on the front.

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This thing is awesome:

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Older Wave running knobbies (and a few new Waves in the background):

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I just snapped this old Dream 100 because I got a kick out of the seat (it says "Jet Cooled"). It looked factory.

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There were these cool Yamaha's, 150cc I believe, called an M-Slaz running around, too.

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I'm not sure what you call this...

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Tricked out Grom/MSX-125:

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You saw several bikes outfitted with side-cars, either hauling people, food, propane tanks, or just about anything else you can imagine. I saw one going up a hill...and that bike was being worked.

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This is a poor picture, taken from inside the van as we were rolling away from a stop sign, but it was a Grom/MSX, but outfitted with skinnier, taller wheels/tires. Not sure what their reasoning was...

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The gold Chaly from above, in action:

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Lastly, the ENTIRE time I was there, I was constantly looking for a Honda Nice scooter. I thought I might have seen one or two in passing, but couldn't quite read the decals. On the second to last day, I spotted this one, in someone's driveway. Someone converted it to a mono-shock setup, with knobbies, and what look like longer travel forks, to make their own "dirt bike".

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I'm not sure if these were more popular in other Asian markets? I thought sure I'd see a ton of them, and it was like looking for a unicorn.
 
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