Coastal Redneck
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Here we go again... why is my life always such a train wreck??? Looks like the realtor lowballed me on the estimate of my home's current value, which led to a lower price in the initial listing. I had a chance to study the market last night, so that douche has already been fired. This house of mine should be listed at $125K, minimum, not $90K... particularly in this niche market where properties are selling like hotcakes, due to all the "political refugees" streaming out of Kalifornia. Meh, ya can't trust ANYBODY nowadays, and I don't make a good "victim"---I'm not here so some scumbag can make money off MY hard work or MY freakin' back, 10-4??? So I reckon I'll get some more advice from my brother the estate attorney, maybe I'll sling the place myself using a "grant deed" or something like that.
Check this out: some hot chick drove past as I was outside, and we started talking, right? She's up here looking for a home, so I invited her in to show her around... man, this gal is SEXY too, my age or older but still has curves in ALL the right places, 10-4??? A FINE-LOOKING GAL, dressed in jeans, a clingy sweatshirt, and some classic hand-tooled cowboy boots. We went from room to room as I gave her the tour, and it was incredibly romantic... well, at least for me, I was thinking the whole time of how I'd like to... er, never mind. Haven't been beside such an attractive woman in awhile, we had fun laughing in every room, and she sat with me in the leather reclining sofa in the living room as we talked about a wide variety of subjects.
I'll tell ya, Boyz, seeing this good-looking blonde gal pull her denim-clad legs up next to me, well... all I could think of was those same legs going up over my shoulders, minus the denim, of course, LOL. Maybe wrapped around me, 10??? Uh-oh, this is a family website, better think clean thoughts... get this, the gal even rode DIRT BIKES, and she had exquisitely-toned anatomical parts to prove it. She even showed me her full-coverage helmet & riding boots in the back of her SUV when I showed her out... but not before I told her that she was beautiful and kissed her hand in my living room, LOL. A very sexy gal, that's for damned sure, otherwise I wouldn't have hit on her so hard. Meh, it was a nice interlude in a stressful time, and perhaps I'll even wind up selling my house to her, who knows???
SHE TOOK MY NUMBER, AND I CAN'T FORGET HOW MANY TIMES WE STOOD CLOSE TO ONE ANOTHER DURING THE HOME TOUR... BEEN AWHILE SINCE I FELT SUCH ATTRACTION TO A GAL, IT WAS A FUN HALF-HOUR HOME TOUR.
A FINE-LOOKING GAL WITH SEXY MODEL CURVES IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES, AND SHE RIDES DIRT BIKES TOO... "KEEPER!!!"
MAYBE SHE'S RICH AND HER FAMILY OWNS A CHAIN OF LIQUOR STORES, LOL...
Check this out: some hot chick drove past as I was outside, and we started talking, right? She's up here looking for a home, so I invited her in to show her around... man, this gal is SEXY too, my age or older but still has curves in ALL the right places, 10-4??? A FINE-LOOKING GAL, dressed in jeans, a clingy sweatshirt, and some classic hand-tooled cowboy boots. We went from room to room as I gave her the tour, and it was incredibly romantic... well, at least for me, I was thinking the whole time of how I'd like to... er, never mind. Haven't been beside such an attractive woman in awhile, we had fun laughing in every room, and she sat with me in the leather reclining sofa in the living room as we talked about a wide variety of subjects.
I'll tell ya, Boyz, seeing this good-looking blonde gal pull her denim-clad legs up next to me, well... all I could think of was those same legs going up over my shoulders, minus the denim, of course, LOL. Maybe wrapped around me, 10??? Uh-oh, this is a family website, better think clean thoughts... get this, the gal even rode DIRT BIKES, and she had exquisitely-toned anatomical parts to prove it. She even showed me her full-coverage helmet & riding boots in the back of her SUV when I showed her out... but not before I told her that she was beautiful and kissed her hand in my living room, LOL. A very sexy gal, that's for damned sure, otherwise I wouldn't have hit on her so hard. Meh, it was a nice interlude in a stressful time, and perhaps I'll even wind up selling my house to her, who knows???
SHE TOOK MY NUMBER, AND I CAN'T FORGET HOW MANY TIMES WE STOOD CLOSE TO ONE ANOTHER DURING THE HOME TOUR... BEEN AWHILE SINCE I FELT SUCH ATTRACTION TO A GAL, IT WAS A FUN HALF-HOUR HOME TOUR.
A FINE-LOOKING GAL WITH SEXY MODEL CURVES IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES, AND SHE RIDES DIRT BIKES TOO... "KEEPER!!!"
MAYBE SHE'S RICH AND HER FAMILY OWNS A CHAIN OF LIQUOR STORES, LOL...
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