Whooooowheeeeeee!!! This glamping number is ROUGH, Boyz, I skipped breakfast today 'cuz I think I'm gaining weight, LOL. Burning bacon-wrapped filet mignons & fresh seafood, pounding craft beers, running around & doing all kinds of stuff, this crazy adventure I call my life is heller good lately but I'll be glad to get into my *new* home, 10-4??? Kittehs & I are in a STYLIN' CAMPSITE, wait till y'all see the classic shots I'm gonna post up next time at the other site... y'all can catch up on what I've been doing by using that last link and checking out the pics, LOL. Friend Doug is bringing some craft moonshine down today, we are gonna PAR-TAY in the site overlooking Willapa Bay, it is awesome. Had a cord of firewood delivered to my site, I'm like Rodney Dangerfield in the Great Outdoors, LOL.
I'm a bit worried about Crackhead because he doesn't stay aware of his surroundings, he gets caught up looking down at bugs or whatever, and this morning I saw a big ol' Golden Eagle in a treetop not far from the site... I don't want Crackhead to get picked off and become a food item for that goddam bird. Thing sounded like a dragon in flight, big ol' wingbeats and talons for hooking 30-lb. salmon... poor little Crackhead wouldn't have a chance. Hope he's okay, I'm trying to make him more aware of the danger from above, even though there are trees & ground cover. Sage is wise, he's very wary in the field, but Crackhead sometimes gets distracted. I'm heading back to the site soon, with luck Crackhead is safe.
I put the kittehs in the Mighty Camry at dusk every evening, just in case some big ol' owl is lurking nearby... those birds are aggro. Got a line on a killer property, the agent never listed it because she knew it was the sort of property I'm seeking, a fixer on the cheap, LOL. The trailer is a goddam train wreck, and I'm checking my options with regarniced to swapping it out, but the LAND is insane, a picture postcard view of the Willapa River (pronounced WILL-uh-pah) on .38 acres, with an undeveloped forested ridge behind and to one side, so the property feels much larger, the taxes are only $400 per year, utilities already in, and I can buy it for $22.5K, LOL. "Toto, we ain't in Cali anymore, that $h!thole!!!"
I can dump $30K into this property and have a STYLIN' PAD in freakin' PARADISE, huge covered wraparound deck outside, metal Pro Panel roof, new flooring, etc., maybe a goddam hot tub out there if I have enough money left, LOL. Already got two job offers, so I'm not worried about that scene, right now my priority is to ink a contract on a property, get situated, and pull a couple months of rehab... not celebrity rehab, but actual work on my *new* home. Friend Doug is an excellent carpenter & woodworker, so he'll help me with all that, AYE??? Good man, Friend Doug, and he makes good moonshine too, the best I've ever tasted. Wait till y'all see the accommodations I'm gonna set up for the visit, I just dropped $450 at WallyWorld to style us both out, you'll laugh when ya see the pics... gotta post 'em next time around, 10-4???
ALRIGHT, HEROES, BACK TO SOUTH BEND, OYSTER CAPITAL OF THE WORLD!!! LOL. THINK I'LL SPLURGE ON A SEAFOOD RESTAURANT DINNER THIS AFTERNOON OR EARLY EVENING BEFORE KICKING OFF THE PAR-TAY, LOL. GOTTA BE PARKED BEFORE WE GET OUR DRANK ON, YEAH???
CHEERS, YOUSE KNUCKLEHAIDS... ER, I MEAN YOUSE MONKEYBIKING HEE-ROES & CRUSTY MINI DEMONS O' DIRT!!! OLD CT, YER STILL A KNUCKLEHAID, LOL.