Table Made From Motorcycle Parts
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Coastal Redneck
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Dang, I missed this thread over the holiday... that is one AWESOME TABLE!!! And OLD CT is right, a gold chain would boost the bling factor, LOL. Moi, I think that hand has a good idea, possibly a profit-making idea, putting together tables like that one, 10??? Being the Coastal Redneck that I am, I would've FREAKIN' RATTLECANNED the columnar parts for effect, and maybe a little more protection from cat-sprayin' nonsense, LOL. :43: I'm thinking gloss black on the rattlecan action, that would look cool with a gold-rimmed glass top.
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kirrbby
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Hmmm... I'd rattlecan the sprayin cat.
Coastal Redneck
120cc
Ah, but what COLOR would you choose, Grasshopper?!?!?
LOL.
Moi, when rattlesprayin' a cat, I always go with BRIGHT PURPLE, NEON GREEN or DAY-GLO ORANGE, 10??? :43:
LOL.
Moi, when rattlesprayin' a cat, I always go with BRIGHT PURPLE, NEON GREEN or DAY-GLO ORANGE, 10??? :43:
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cjpayne
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You da man kirrbby!!!!!! That's merciful compared to what I would do.lol
Adam-NLV
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I'm thinkin that only tea should be served from that table, cause Breakin out the single malt means waking up in the morning with a broken Glass Table!:21:
Looks too top heavy, It's an A+ concept but buddy Scott needs to increase the base DIA.:4:
Coastal Redneck
120cc
Holy Cow, look at those headers!!! :13: Should make plenty o' noise while burning out in front of some revenue collector, LOL.
Coastal Redneck
120cc
Meh, this table and the classic rat rod are worth another look... WOOHOO!!! I think I may have FINALLY FOUND my new home, Boyz, I've been busy corresponding with the owner and his realtor, 10??? Place is FREAKIN' AWESOME, with heller mountain views off the raised deck, nice tall trees at 6200' elevation, grid power & private well & septic all in place, room on nearly 3 acres to build a monkeybike track, $h!tloads of riding trails nearby, boating 30-40 minutes away on a big ol' lake, room for a pool table & hot tub, the whole nine yards. Might hafta put the pool table in the living room (with awesome views out oversized windows to the raised deck and bad@$$ mountain scenery), but no worries, I'm a goddam bachelor so I call the shots... any woman who wants to dictate otherwise had better be RICH as well as GOOD-LOOKING, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :19:
Damn, I'm just THAT big on my freedom, don'tcha know??? And the tall quart o' cold beer I just pounded (my first, but DEFINITELY not my last) probably didn't do too much for my attitude, LOL. In fact, I'm so happy that I stumbled upon this listing (after freakin' months of intensive searching) that I'm ready to cut loose and PAR-TAY LIKE A ROCK STAR, WAHOOOO!!! My only concern now is that the place doesn't sell before I get the money... but it's in an out-of-the-way location, so it has been on the market for awhile. What I mean is: there are services and jobs available at lower elevation (about a 2000' drop from 6200' to 4200', where most of the services and jobs will be found), but this place is just far enough off the beaten path to be well-recommended by Joel Skousen. Place is so rad, I'm thinking AirBnB action, LOL... my new job, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Damn. :43:
Alright, Boyz, just wanted to share all that with youse heroes, and inform select site members that they will be welcome to visit anytime, not only to ride the track I build, but to do all the other things nearby, in a PRIMO LOCATION far from "the aggravations of the city" (as one old Nebraska hand called them, LOL). Place isn't in Nebraska, it's a bit further southwest, and WTF, I'll only charge youse monkeybikers for BEER & BBQ, 10-4??? :30: The HUGE RAISED DECK is so RADICAL, the PERFECT BBQ VENUE, LOL. The views don't suck either, I personally guaran-f#%g-tee it, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Damn. I'm gonna hang that big ol' brass gong from the rafters of that covered deck, so I can BANG THAT F#%R and ding the MONTESSORI BELLS which I will also mount nearby, WOOOOHOOOO!!! Have one of youse knucklehaids hold a bullhorn on the other side of the gong, so we can hear about a hundred echoes, LOL. :41:
As an aside, I was looking at a place in Monticello, Utah, and that place didn't look bad, but it turns out that the gubmint ran a FREAKIN' URANIUM MILL in Monticello, and the residents in those days were so clueless that they used the tailings to build stuff in town. Same tailings and projects suspected of contaminating soil, groundwater, etc., etc. JUST WHAT I NEED IN MY NEW DIGS, TO DRINK THE GODDAM WATER & START GLOWING IN THE DARK, PFFFFFFFT. :13: Had to pass on that one, I have enough incipient health issues to worry about without becoming RADIATION MAN, action hero for the new millennium, 10-4??? Or at least till I give up the radioactive ghost... might as well throw a Geiger Counter or badge in with my rotting corpse, thing will be spittin' out more RADS than the reactor meltdown at Fukushima, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :36: :rip: :36:
ALRIGHT, BOYZ, TIME FOR SOME CHRONIC!!! HASTA LUEGO, CRUSTY MINI DEMONS O' DIRT & MONKEYBIKING HEROES!!!
Damn, I'm just THAT big on my freedom, don'tcha know??? And the tall quart o' cold beer I just pounded (my first, but DEFINITELY not my last) probably didn't do too much for my attitude, LOL. In fact, I'm so happy that I stumbled upon this listing (after freakin' months of intensive searching) that I'm ready to cut loose and PAR-TAY LIKE A ROCK STAR, WAHOOOO!!! My only concern now is that the place doesn't sell before I get the money... but it's in an out-of-the-way location, so it has been on the market for awhile. What I mean is: there are services and jobs available at lower elevation (about a 2000' drop from 6200' to 4200', where most of the services and jobs will be found), but this place is just far enough off the beaten path to be well-recommended by Joel Skousen. Place is so rad, I'm thinking AirBnB action, LOL... my new job, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Damn. :43:
Alright, Boyz, just wanted to share all that with youse heroes, and inform select site members that they will be welcome to visit anytime, not only to ride the track I build, but to do all the other things nearby, in a PRIMO LOCATION far from "the aggravations of the city" (as one old Nebraska hand called them, LOL). Place isn't in Nebraska, it's a bit further southwest, and WTF, I'll only charge youse monkeybikers for BEER & BBQ, 10-4??? :30: The HUGE RAISED DECK is so RADICAL, the PERFECT BBQ VENUE, LOL. The views don't suck either, I personally guaran-f#%g-tee it, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Damn. I'm gonna hang that big ol' brass gong from the rafters of that covered deck, so I can BANG THAT F#%R and ding the MONTESSORI BELLS which I will also mount nearby, WOOOOHOOOO!!! Have one of youse knucklehaids hold a bullhorn on the other side of the gong, so we can hear about a hundred echoes, LOL. :41:
As an aside, I was looking at a place in Monticello, Utah, and that place didn't look bad, but it turns out that the gubmint ran a FREAKIN' URANIUM MILL in Monticello, and the residents in those days were so clueless that they used the tailings to build stuff in town. Same tailings and projects suspected of contaminating soil, groundwater, etc., etc. JUST WHAT I NEED IN MY NEW DIGS, TO DRINK THE GODDAM WATER & START GLOWING IN THE DARK, PFFFFFFFT. :13: Had to pass on that one, I have enough incipient health issues to worry about without becoming RADIATION MAN, action hero for the new millennium, 10-4??? Or at least till I give up the radioactive ghost... might as well throw a Geiger Counter or badge in with my rotting corpse, thing will be spittin' out more RADS than the reactor meltdown at Fukushima, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :36: :rip: :36:
ALRIGHT, BOYZ, TIME FOR SOME CHRONIC!!! HASTA LUEGO, CRUSTY MINI DEMONS O' DIRT & MONKEYBIKING HEROES!!!
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Coastal Redneck
120cc
Wait, forgot to mention this: property taxes on that mountain castle are $80 PER YEAR, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :13:
Damn, we're paying $1100 per year here at the ol' hacienda, and we're grandfathered in under Prop 13, otherwise those taxes would be out the goddam roof... :29:
Alright, back to my show, gots ta have my entertainment, don'tcha know??? :4:
Well, while I'm here anyway... pretty soon I'll be "The Wilderness Kid" rocking my new 'hood, LOL. Using my monkeybike AND jammin' all that old vinyl me beloved mum left behind when she went to heaven. :41:
SE-WIOUS & RARE BOX SETS OF CLASSICAL MUSIC, AS WELL AS ALL KINDS OF OTHER MUSIC ON PRISTINE VINYL LPs, THICK-@$$ DISCS WITH ZERO SCRATCHES, WAHOO!!! :16:
GONNA CRANK THOSE LPs WHENEVER I BBQ, BOYZ!!! :77:
"MONKEYBIKING FOREVER, WOOOOHOOOO!!!" :36:
Damn, we're paying $1100 per year here at the ol' hacienda, and we're grandfathered in under Prop 13, otherwise those taxes would be out the goddam roof... :29:
Alright, back to my show, gots ta have my entertainment, don'tcha know??? :4:
Well, while I'm here anyway... pretty soon I'll be "The Wilderness Kid" rocking my new 'hood, LOL. Using my monkeybike AND jammin' all that old vinyl me beloved mum left behind when she went to heaven. :41:
SE-WIOUS & RARE BOX SETS OF CLASSICAL MUSIC, AS WELL AS ALL KINDS OF OTHER MUSIC ON PRISTINE VINYL LPs, THICK-@$$ DISCS WITH ZERO SCRATCHES, WAHOO!!! :16:
GONNA CRANK THOSE LPs WHENEVER I BBQ, BOYZ!!! :77:
"MONKEYBIKING FOREVER, WOOOOHOOOO!!!" :36:
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Coastal Redneck
120cc
Holy $h!t, this flick "A HAUNTED HOUSE" with the ethnics is SO GODDAM HILARIOUS, LOL!!! :13: I saw it once before, but now I'm RIGGED & READY for this p.o.s. Academy Award Winner, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!:43: It's just plain CLASSIC, even for an ethnic movie, LOL. Alright, gots ta p!$$ before the flick comes back on, AYE??? :30: CIAO, YOUSE HEE-ROES!!!
Coastal Redneck
120cc
A work of art... I'm tellin' ya, there's a market for such items.